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Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv45yr
2019-11-06 14:09

Reviewing your own book, Nicholas. You're so damn lucky I gave your love story 82 out of 100 because your lady Heidi is sweet, gentle, and kind to me. Without her, your story will be dropping 0 out of 100 like a poop coming out from the a.s.s. A man who is a Lord of Bonelake chasing a girl's wedding dress is lame. Make up your damn mind and pick a right girl for you, stupid. However, glad that you picked Heidi. I see why you are a reader's biggest favorite man than me and the rest. You're just charming like a mask and behind that is your stupid ego with your two rotten eggs and eggplant hidden inside your pants (If you get what I mean). To Heidi: you better take care of this Lord of yours, if he treats you shi.t, you know where to find me. 😏 Alright, this novel is 4 out of 5, but just remember folks: MY love story is the best one than this novel. If you are interested and curious, please search "Young Master Damien's Pet" (My pet name is Penelope). I'm shamelessly plugging my novel in this review because why the freakin not? And I swear to the maggots, Nicholas, I'll chop you if you touch my pet. Penny is mine. Your no-*cough*-t welcome I did this review. P.S. Control Everest and Narcissus, Nick, they need to stop lurking especially in Discord.

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iamkalpana
iamkalpanaLv4

Poop coming out of what???? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ After this i think Nick will be taking a personal interest in your pet Damien Quinn. You just wait and watch 🧐

Mnn
MnnLv10

Each sentece menn...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Annd the promo of course!!!

Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

Why are you following me here? Didn't I tell you to shoo?

iamkalpana:Poop coming out of what???? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ After this i think Nick will be taking a personal interest in your pet Damien Quinn. You just wait and watch 🧐
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

😏 Shameless plug of my own novel.

Mnn:Each sentece menn...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Annd the promo of course!!!
iamkalpana
iamkalpanaLv4

You did? My my my what memory you have little Damien. Do you really think I'll scurry off so easily 🀨

Damien_Quinn:Why are you following me here? Didn't I tell you to shoo?
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

Stop following me, stalker.

iamkalpana:You did? My my my what memory you have little Damien. Do you really think I'll scurry off so easily 🀨
Manahilrasheed17
Manahilrasheed17Lv4

Oh my God πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is next level stuff Damien.what did Nick ever do to you to deserve this roast? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Also you're the one lurking in the server you child leave the ghouls alone

iamkalpana
iamkalpanaLv4

Haven't you learner Damien? 🀨 I'm gonna follow you till you let penny go 🧐

Damien_Quinn:Stop following me, stalker.
iamkalpana
iamkalpanaLv4

Haven't you learner Damien? 🀨 I'm gonna follow you till you let penny go 🧐

Damien_Quinn:Stop following me, stalker.
Manahilrasheed17
Manahilrasheed17Lv4

Also I'm 100% positively sure that nick would most likely snap your neck before you even have a chance to chop his fingers

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FearLeslie
FearLeslieLv12

Oh God, this is hilarious! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

yOu LeAvE, panda. Stop following me around. Be glad I did this review for the couple.

Manahilrasheed17:Oh my God πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is next level stuff Damien.what did Nick ever do to you to deserve this roast? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Also you're the one lurking in the server you child leave the ghouls alone
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

PFT, he won't 😏

Manahilrasheed17:Also I'm 100% positively sure that nick would most likely snap your neck before you even have a chance to chop his fingers
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

Thanks, reader, for liking my review. 😏

FearLeslie:Oh God, this is hilarious! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

No. She's mine.

iamkalpana:Haven't you learner Damien? 🀨 I'm gonna follow you till you let penny go 🧐
Manahilrasheed17
Manahilrasheed17Lv4

Wanna bet, DaMi?

Damien_Quinn:PFT, he won't 😏
Manahilrasheed17
Manahilrasheed17Lv4

Why should I be glad? Also you were the one bragging about the review on the server

Damien_Quinn:yOu LeAvE, panda. Stop following me around. Be glad I did this review for the couple.
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

That was Yuu, not me, peasant.

Manahilrasheed17: Why should I be glad? Also you were the one bragging about the review on the server
iamkalpana
iamkalpanaLv4

Aha...keep telling that to yourself πŸ˜‚

Damien_Quinn:No. She's mine.
Damien_Quinn
Damien_QuinnLv4

Just wait until boss upload the new chapters in my story, I'll be your best male lead than the rest of the ML in LDG series.😏

iamkalpana:Aha...keep telling that to yourself πŸ˜‚
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