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Dizzeru
DizzeruLv56yr
2018-09-27 22:29

For the first few chapters, I was uncertain if I would like the story. I was afraid 'cause there were so many ways it could turn out bad... the pucker factor was pretty high... luckily the storyline smoothly avoided the pitfalls other authors seem to routinely fall into and I actually fell in love with all the characters... it's now one of my favorite comedies

Not A Cultivator

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4.6
228 Chs

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StampedingSquirrel
StampedingSquirrelLv5

Baked Potato Recipe Preheat the oven to 300°F (150°C). Scrub the potato, and pierce the skin several times with a knife or fork. Rub the skin with olive oil, then with salt. Place the potato in the preheated oven, and bake for 90 minutes, or until slightly soft and golden brown. Slice the potato down the center, and serve with butter and black pepper. Sprinkle shredded Cheddar cheese over the top, if desired. I haven’t really read this novel, but I’ve seen it at front page and felt pity as it has more than 50 chapters already and only 2 reviews as of now. So, here it is. Good luck author, keep up your hard work! Don’t lose hope, hold on, persevere, keep going at it! Actually, I may even try reading this novel after all.

6yr

LordTurtle
LordTurtleLv10

Same weird comedy that's abundant in the original Chinese webnovels is again used in an original novel! The overuse of "misunderstandings" trope is so much that it got unbearable atleast for me. I understand the title of the novel is not a cultivator but still is the MC going to stay a mortal all his life hiding behind others? He gets stabbed by his crazy yandere fiance and he can't do **** to even stop or protect himself as he's a mortal trash. That yandere ***** should be killed first. Everyone misunderstands the MC for even the tiniest things. There are hit fan favourite comedy or action/cultivation novels that use this trope a lot but they are applied more naturally. The MC gets to faceslap everyone but here the MC gets slapped either way. His father a prestigious clan leader couldn't get his son a couple of strong & reliable bodyguards. No he had to get two complete dumbasses that are weak & don't care about their duty. They give a small reason but after all the issues that they had caused they should have been executed. Really in such a world which clan wouldn't have shadow forces or secret strong bodyguards for the leader & young master of the clan? The guy couldn't just get him some absolutely loyal bodyguards that would be willing to take their own lives before revealing the truth about the MC's crippled/mortal status. Well it's my personal opinion and I'm dropping the novel. If anyone doesn't like some of the same things that I mentioned then you would be better off reading someother novel. But if you like this kind of comedy and would like to see how the MC is going to get out of all his troubles then please read. I know some like it. I appreciate the author's effort. Thank you.

6yr
quirencia_tala
quirencia_talaLv2

Overall a solid novel. I laughed a lot while reading it. The misunderstanding theme is done really well by the author and to the fans of the previously mentioned theme, I would recommend this novel. Definitely a pleasure to read.

4yr
Levien
LevienLv10

Comedy that revolves around misunderstandings...... this is a gold mine. Shame about the short chapters but stable updates makes up for it. TAKE MY STONES!

6yr
Ferael
FeraelLv15

It was really good novel. I enjoyed the plot. the protagonist and the side characters. The idea was pretty good to introduce a normal person. Too bad it ended on a awkward situation.

6yr
complexsolution
complexsolutionLv11

Reveal spoiler

6yr
Sighingmadman
SighingmadmanLv5

Its a comedy, very specific humor thou.. I find it dumb and chieldish, but it might be right for you, the story isnt seriouse at all with a world where even servents can make fun of theire masters and practicaly do w/e they want, a cliche "misunderstanding" with MC's mind set of "ah ill just roll with it" - even thou it seems at first that he has he's own plans, he doesnt. Anyway its a comedy thrue and thrue without anything els, i recommend you reading and figureing out for your self if you like this kind of humor or not.

6yr
SlimJim
SlimJimLv6

This is an interesting story becuase it breaks the mold of the typical cultivatation novels. This is pure comedy so far, so your milage may vary depending on what sort of humour you are into. The first few chapters are a little rough but if you hold out through them then the thrust of the story is revealed and if it's to your liking you will have a real gem to read. The story wasn't for me but I know that it deserves a chance because I can see plenty of other people would like it if they get through the first 2 chapters (which is better than some stories where you have to white-knuckle 20-50 chapters just to determine if it's sh*t or not).

6yr
Mythfury
MythfuryLv6

Best of luck ........... ................... ☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺😅😅☺☺☺☺😊😀😈😆😉😇😐😯😯😡😠😑😦😢😐😃😡😴😨😧👷💏💂✌💟💞👊💔👊☝💝✋☝💝✊💔✌💟✊👐☝👍💝💟

6yr
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