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El_Don
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LIKELkjfdsay1:I Fus Ro Dah-ed a chicken and then got arrested for it ;-;
OptionalOptimism:Then while sitting in jail overnight, the chicken sneaked in and stole my sweet roll.
The letter told of how the chicken had been Fus Ro Dah'ed straight into the Jarl's home, grievously wounding his thane on the landing.
facelessgod:But somehow the courier still found me and gave me a letter from the jarl...
I used to be an adventurer like you until I took and arrow to the knee. I dropped the Note screaming and found a key that unlocked....
Biyearly:Sitting in jail I looted the dead body in there and found a book called the Lusty Argonian maid... On the front cover it had a hand written note that said.