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StrayCat
StrayCatLv56yr
2018-06-28 12:19

Lmaoooo this is sooooooo troll it's pretty fun to read when u have nothing to do in class right before your finals but it has no real plot XD. At least it's funny?

Music System in a Cultivation World: What the F*ck?

Leialeial
4.1
243 Chs

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Leialeial
LeialeialAuthor

Hello, the author here. This is a gag novel. There is little to no story, and the system is a sadistic, fujoshi. If this isn't your thing, then kindly leave. What I can tell you, however, is that Jin Yahui will never be OP. In fact, he's weak and is scared of everything. He's human. If you expect some OP protagonist, kindly leave. There isn't that much world-building, and for that I'm sorry. I'm an ******* author, and I'm trying my best. If you don't like the story, then tell it in a civilized manner. I don't appreciate a one-star when I at least deserve two ;) ¯\_(ツ)_/ ¯

6yr

Acoroto
AcorotoLv3

I can say, without doubts that this story will revolutionize the future of Xianxia. In a few centuries this will be looked at as a jewel of modern literature, that shall be passed as oral tradition from generation to generation. It is totally worth all of my stones.

6yr
MellowGuy
MellowGuyLv13

This novel is underated. More chapters needed! I don't think you “author” are seriously writing this, but I like how light it is.

6yr
GodkingYukkifox
GodkingYukkifoxLv5

....................................................................... Awesome continue to embark on this dao ,.......................................................................

6yr
LilyStarsMoonTears
LilyStarsMoonTearsLv4

XDXDXDXD This is the best comedy story I've ever read. It also reminds me of the story called Senior Brother has a big pit in his brain(Or something like that)

6yr
izzna
izznaLv14

Reveal spoiler

6yr
alampadar
alampadarLv5

I'll give the same stars as the author, I just wanted to say that I'm very impressed by your calm and collected composition in the responses, this is a very interesting and innovative novel. Wish you luck in your endeavours, cheers. I recommend using YouTube while reading this if you are not aquinted with the music

6yr
krnegi
krnegiLv3

I know this is supposed to be a gag story, so I started reading with that in mind. Unfortunately, it hasn't got any plot... I neither found it engaging nor funny... also, chapters of around 50 words put me off even more... The only plus that I can say is that the author may be able to write well if he/she ever puts up a properly planned story on this site. Seriously... I've read better gags on royalroad & similar sites... I truly expected better content from this site...

6yr
PureSea
PureSeaLv10

This is too funny! A system with the mission to annoy and ship the host into BL relationships. The chapters are short but many chapters released at once make up for that. Love it so so much.

6yr
unIReap
unIReapLv14

sh1ties novel ever , the story is all jumbled together its barley understandable in the story line and the chapters is like a couple of ords thats it nothing more and nothing less.

6yr
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