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Fellowdaoist23
Fellowdaoist23Lv46yr
2018-07-24 16:58

What rhymes with Grape, Tape, Fate, Rate, Hate, Fap fal fap? You guessed it. If she doesn't say no it's not rape so make sure she can' say a single word!

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peanutbutter
peanutbutterLv5

That's basically what happens in all webnovels with overbearing men 😂

cielyulna
cielyulnaLv5

Yes and yet it's very exciting😍😍

DaoistPurity
DaoistPurityLv10

Your logic is deep fellow daoist. Its enlightment me.

Arconcyl
ArconcylLv11

So disgusting

Icharris
IcharrisLv14

Except legally it can still be rape unless she says yes so... you’re wrong I guess?

YourDestiny
YourDestinyLv11

You should try that in rl. And after that I hope your balls get cut off.

Sunnysommers
SunnysommersLv4

wow... what crude language... he's obviously making a joke about a fiction novel, don't need to take it so seriously.....

YourDestiny:You should try that in rl. And after that I hope your balls get cut off.
Weeboooo
WeebooooLv4

Ooooh so stingy. Go fight for social justice somewhere else and not here at a review about a fictional novel. Obviously the guy is trolling no need to get serious sjw. damn boy

YourDestiny:You should try that in rl. And after that I hope your balls get cut off.
YourDestiny
YourDestinyLv11

No ****, sherlock. My comment wasn't serious either.

Weeboooo:Ooooh so stingy. Go fight for social justice somewhere else and not here at a review about a fictional novel. Obviously the guy is trolling no need to get serious sjw. damn boy
YourDestiny
YourDestinyLv11

Dang it. I'm gonna say it once more. It wasn't meant to be taken serious. I should've written Kappa, so even you could've got it

Sunnysommers:wow... what crude language... he's obviously making a joke about a fiction novel, don't need to take it so seriously.....
Arilisa
ArilisaLv4

Omg😂😂😂this is something that happens a lot in books

BraMack
BraMackLv4

Yyhvgh Jggg

TheHuntForGold
TheHuntForGoldLv3

Stingy makes no sense in that context.

Weeboooo:Ooooh so stingy. Go fight for social justice somewhere else and not here at a review about a fictional novel. Obviously the guy is trolling no need to get serious sjw. damn boy
KoraLuna
KoraLunaLv4

Are you in a first world country senpai? You must be. How lucky.

Icharris:Except legally it can still be rape unless she says yes so... you’re wrong I guess?
KoraLuna
KoraLunaLv4

And this is why I'm so happy that this novel hasn't been able to win the what's next. Although I do feel bad for the translators.

Icharris
IcharrisLv14

Yes I am but just because the situation may not be the same in other countries doesn’t invalidate my statement. Besides It’s also not often upheld in first world countries either sadly..

KoraLuna:Are you in a first world country senpai? You must be. How lucky.
LordImmoralXQy2
LordImmoralXQy2Lv5

0h yes oh no

Rooroo109
Rooroo109Lv5

Thank you so much for the novel

meenumuth
meenumuthLv5

Yes

Blanket
BlanketLv15

lol sfws everywhere. peace out gays

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IamGAwesome
IamGAwesomeLv14

Okay, so first and foremost I will not recommend this story to anyone. The reasons are: 1. The female lead is very dumb, idiot, stupid in her 2 lifetimes. She already died once because of the villains schemes and was given another chance at life. However, she still acts stupidly by letting the villains do their thing and she does not act accordingly. Like for example, she should have been more wiser now because of those past experiences. There were already a lot of chapters released but she is still very stupid. 2. It was mentioned that she tried learning martial arts but she does not know how to defend herself. Especially when she was attempted of rape or when she was attacked by other paid women. Wow! She keeps acting pitiful to gain symphaty from the readers then acts imbecile again just by telling her that in her previous lifetime blah, blah, blah (maybe she deserves to die so that this story will not happen. I really don't understand why she was still reincarnated) . 3. Her husband is opening up himself to her but she keeps misjudging him. 4. She already know that the villains are trying to kill her but she does not think of the circumstances that she was in danger that she was being targeted. All she said was, someone was after her life. GEEZ! Didn't you die because of that? WHERE IS YOUR BRAIN? 5. She does not want her husband to think bad about her but she does things that make him misinterpret AND DOES NOT TELL HER HUSBAND WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER! Especially when she was cornered or was in danger. BOBO MASYADO!!!!!

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