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Voyage With The Pirate King
Ji Yao, the future Pirate King rescued a pitiful boy from the goodness of his heart only to find out that pitiable looking lad was far from the word pitiful. Calling him a wolf pup in sheep's clothing wouldn't be an exaggeration. Like they say watch what you pick up and bring home with you. As they journeyed across the continent slaying creatures and half breeds that stood in their way all the wolf pup could think of was: 'My husband is cute,' Or 'When can we will nightfall come so we can cuddle,' Or 'Husband smells so good. I want to bite him.' Ji Yao who had woken up with a bite mark, "......" Let's Voyage together and witness a relationship designed by fate blossom into a power couple born from powerful Nocru clans. ----‐----------------------------------------------- 200 golden tickets or 1000 power stones = 2 extra chapters per week. With a lot more support I will be motivated to write. Thank you so much.
Andru_9788 · LGBT+
4.9
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #COMEDY #MAGIC #GENIUS #NONHUMAN #FUTURE #NO-HAREM #INTERSTELLAR #POSITIVE
Wisp! Awaken in the Magical World
In a universe where the memory of Wisps has faded, one of these elusive beings finds itself amidst human society two billion years in the future. But what exactly is a Wisp? No one knows anymore. Join this whimsical and unconventional Wisp on a hilarious journey as it navigates an unfamiliar world, seeking its place and rediscovering what it means to be a Wisp.
Suiyan · Ficção Científica
5.0
#ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #WEAKTOSTRONG #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #GENIUS #SMUT #HIGHIQ
My Pirate Wives
No man will ever sail under my flag - but plenty of women will! These pirate wenches are crazy about a man who can read! A young outcast transmigrates into a fantasy world as a beginner pirate. Bastian is made into an even bigger outcast by his traitorous bully brother who turns out to be the infamous pirate wizard Captain Gorgo, in charge of the most dangerous crew on any seas. Cursing Bastian so that no man may sail under his flag, Gorgo fails to account for one thing...women. Continuously adding new saucy wenches to his crew, Captain Bastian Black battles keepers of mystical occult literature to utilize his rare power: literacy. He's on a quest to become so strong in magic and pirating that he can finally kill Captain Gorgo and leave the sibling rivalry behind. In a world of swashbuckling adventures, every lass with a sword counts... Join Captain Bastian Black on his epic voyage with women who are excellent with swords! In case you didn't figure it out yet, this book contains violence and harem stuff, so +18 readers only, please. Hope you enjoy. Leave comments! discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT Sorry for changing the A.I. cover a lot. I edited a pic of a future pirate lass who might interest my readers!
IkuSaari · Fantasia
4.5
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #R18 #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #CULTIVATION #ANTIHERO #CONQUER
Heir To The Mad Pirate
3000 years ago, the world quaked and everything changed. Society went through a major upheaval that led to the fall of several societies and governments and the eventual rise of more powerful governments and organizations. In the current Era, an era where power decides and the encompassing sea is desired by all, a boy Hans Don Kruxe is born. Despite being born from parents who are both revered nobility in their own rights, Han Don Kruxe doesn’t get to live the idle princely life and unfortunately, when he turns nineteen, his world gets far worse than he can imagine. With his mother missing and his father his enemy, Kruxe thrusts himself into a dangerous world filled with humans and beings with abilities beyond normal but with the strong desire to save his mother, he becomes a pirate of the dangerous sea with nothing but a voice filled with promises by his side. “Lieutenants, captains, Vice-Admirals, Admirals, “forget about them, if my son is already being called a sea tyrant, then I sure as hell I’m becoming a grand admiral” Don Hashvil said with a chuckle not minding the several pressures that had been released on him. ****** Guys, truth is, though this book starts slow, just be a little chill, after all even the greatest of Aircraft are built on land... for now at least. Be patient my brothers and get introduced to greatness.
Bad_Bishop · Fantasia
4.8
#MAGIC #LOVEATFIRSTSIGHT #DRAGON #FIRSTLOVE
The Prince and The Pirate
Ilona Black is the oldest daughter of the Pirate King. All her life, she's wanted to be a great pirate captain, just like her father. When she's finally given the chance, however, things go terribly wrong- Ilona's younger siblings have been captured and now it's up to her to get them back. All hope seems lost until she happens to meet the wickedly handsome Prince Mason who is having his own bad luck. He has been promised to marry a princess who he is quite certain is evil. He has no way to escape the marriage but once he meets the beautiful pirate Captain he comes up with a plan that will help them both. He will marry the daughter of the cruel king who took Ilona's siblings. They sail away and the plan seems perfect. Mason will escape the evil princess and Ilona will get her siblings back. But what happens when they start to fall for each other and put their whole plan in jeopardy? And what if their ship never reaches its destination at all?
Erin_McLain_4927 · Fantasia
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #MYSTERY #BETRAYAL
My Pirate System
To hunt down the Gods and snatch their powers, I embarked on a journey to loot the world. Allies? Foes? I need none. All I want is revenge, revenge for the death of my parents. *Ding* [ New Mission – Become A Pirate ] [ -> Gain 2 Allies ] [ -> Find a ship to sail ] I couldn’t be any happier after receiving the first mission. But making allies? Ha… I will make allies for sure, but they won’t have my trust. They will only be my pawns! [Warning: A bit slow paced, mc only gets system in chap 21. Aggressive progress after that. ]
1st_Manga_KING · Fantasia
4.3
#REINCARNATION #R18 #COMEDY #MYSTERY #TRANSMIGRATION #SURVIVAL #ISEKAI #TEEN #HISTORICAL #POWERFULCOUPLE
Sleeping Next to the Pirate King
After 18-year-old Mila’s cruise sinks she wakes up naked next to a handsome man! But wait the man she woke up next to calls her wife? And he’s known as the vicious pirate who destroys ships and steals their loot? As Mila grows accustomed to living as this man’s wife she finds out that there is a billion dollar reward for his head. As well as a map for navigating through the Bermuda Triangle. Mila’s purpose thus changes as she finds ways to turn him in. Will Mila survive in this new world by handing over the handsome pirate or be taken captive by his love?
SelaraChan · Fantasia
4.5
#REINCARNATION #R18 #SYSTEM #MAGIC #DARK #VILLAIN #SURVIVAL #ROYALFAMILY #PRINCESS #FORBIDDENLOVE
The Admiral’s Daughter and the Pirate King
***Book 1 Completed*** It is not always the prince who sweeps a maiden off her feet. Sometimes the person who is thought to be a villain is actually the true hero of the story. Hence, only a keen eye can see beyond the rough edges. “DANGER!” That's one of the things that can be associated with him. However, how can one revered as dangerous be at the same time the one that can make her heart beat down her throat and caused her breath to hitch? How might she avoid him when each time he gravitates toward her, she finds herself unfit to move? Entrapped. Dazed. Bathe with palpable tension no one could rupture. Was it just fear? Or on the other hand, was it something entirely different? A blossoming passion, perhaps? A forbidden love that would send both their worlds reeling upside down. Many have tried to escape the claws of fate, yet close to none have succeeded. Vereena Braxton, daughter of an Admiral from House MacGhille. An epitome of flawlessness she had to uphold and a scandal to avoid. Everything is perfect as her destiny had already been planned out as she ought to marry the crowned prince. That is, until one night, pirates came along their harbor and caused mayhem across their city. Where she finds herself in the clutches and at the mercy of a vicious pirate, stowed her away from the life she once knew. But with the time they spent, Vereena has come to ask herself. Has he really taken her as a captive, or has he set her free from the rigid society she lived in? WSA Theme: Historical
Luna_Primrose · Fantasia
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#R18 #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #MYSTERY #DARK #OVERPOWERED #VILLAIN #CONQUER #YURI
The Legendary Tale of the sadistic Pirate Hestia
Join my discord (A lot of details about the world, islands maps, pictures, explanations etc will be shared on it) : https://discord.gg/YUz8XYuHqX Donation/support : https://ko-fi.com/lucifersama42858 _____ Hestia Hellfire is a woman who grew up on a pirate island waiting for her mother's return as a captain. Her dream? To join her crew with her five other friends. Unfortunately, one day a letter arrives announcing the disappearance of the one she has been waiting for for 10 years. Eager for adventure and answers, and driven by the desire to find her mother, Hestia becomes Captain of her own crew, the Hysterics, and sets off in pursuit. In a world where some humans are endowed with gifts and the islands and seas are populated by strange creatures, read about the adventures of the Hysterics crew and their insane Captain. "Me ? I am neither good nor bad. Neither good nor evil. Neither worse nor better. I simply go where the sea wind takes me, always doing what I please." Seductive, sadistic, insane and ruthless but also protective and loving, be the first to experience the many twists and turns of her life. Wives, companions, animals, all will accompany her in her crazy adventure and the dangers that the pirate life represents. From simple woman to Captain and from Captain to Legend, one thing is sure, the Legendary Tale of Hestia Hellfire, nicknamed The Insane Devil, Captain of the Cerberus, is just beginning. _____ Tags+ : yuri / BDSM / evilMC / insaneMC / sadicticMC / harem / gore / R18 / family / torture / adoptedchild / action / comedy / slice of life / fantasticCreatures / fleetBattles / curse Author-San Lucifer Don't forget to check my other novel : The Legend of the ruthless Empress Freya (author's profile) UPTADE EVERY TWO DAYS Official cover made by @DangoAoi on twitter
LuciferSama · Fantasia
5.0
Legacy of the King's Pirates
A Christy Award finalist and winner of two Inspirational Readers’ Choice awards, MaryLu Tyndall dreamt of tall ships and swashbuckling heroes during her childhood years on Florida’s Atlantic Coast. She holds a degree in Math and worked as a software engineer for fifteen years before she penned her first novel. Now, with more than twenty-five books published, she makes her home in California with her husband, six children, four grandchildren and various stray cats. Her hope is that readers will not only be entertained but will be brought closer to the Creator who loves them beyond measure. For more information, visit her website at marylutyndall.com Charlisse Bristol sets off on a voyage in search of a father she never knew, only to become shipwrecked on an island. She longs for a father’s love to fill the emptiness in her soul from an abusive childhood, but resigns herself to a lonely death of starvation. Her salvation comes in the form of a band of pirates and their fierce, enigmatic leader, Captain Merrick. The last thing Merrick expected to find in the middle of the Caribbean was a beautiful maiden. Now he is burdened with the task of not only protecting her from his crew, but from himself. A recent convert to Christianity, Merrick is haunted by a sordid past while he struggles to become a better man and accepts a mission from God to hunt down the most vicious pirates on the Caribbean. Charlisse can make no sense of Captain Merrick. A pirate who prays and drinks rum? Breaking her vow to never trust any man, she finds herself falling for the pirate/priest, who more than once risks his life to save her. When she confides in him her quest to find her father, Merrick agrees to help. What he doesn’t realize is Charlisse’s father is the ruthless Edward the Terror, the one man Merrick has vowed to hunt down and kill. Evil forces are at work against Charlisse and Merrick: enemies, battles, imprisonment, jealousy, and betrayal, all threaten to destroy not only their new found romance but their very lives. It will take a miracle—or several—for either of them to survive.
MaryLu Tyndall · História
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #COMEDY #SLICEOFLIFE #ROYALFAMILY
Pirate Chronicles
Arranged marriage? No way.... Controlled by nobility? Certainly not... I will not yield... no one can stop me. I will create my own adventures and no one will dictate the way I live! ***** Meet Lady Editha Allysse Carmen of the house of Pardue, a noblewoman arranged to wed Prince Eric of Beckforth. She refused and ran away. On her voyage to freedom, she was taken by the roguishly handsome Jacob, a pirate and captain of Labyrinth... He calls her Darling... Thus begins her adventure... join her as she chronicle her voyage and got to know the pirates’ secrets and the corruption she never knew existed. ***** Cover by: Emil Valeza and Paul Japon Paloma
Izavelle_Brielle · Fantasia
5.0
#R18 #SYSTEM #REVENGE #BEAUTY #FASTPACED #SUPERNATURAL #REBIRTH #PRINCESS #SEDUCTIVE #PREGNANCY
HILARIOUS TASK SYSTEM
THIS STORY IS A OF A MAN AYUSH REBORN BUT WITH A SYSTEM WHISE REAL NAME WAS HILARIOUS SYSTEM A SSYTEM WHO WILL GUIDE AYSHA IN HIS LIFE BUT HILARIOUS TASK LIKE MULTIPLE MARRAIGE, SEX , DESTRUCTION SLAUGHTER AND MUCH MORE LETS SEE HOW ILL AYSHA SURVIVE THE SYSTEM HILARIOUSNESS AND DOES SHE/ HE WILL KNOW THE TRUTH IF HIS SYSTEM "Aysha, once Ayush, a man brutally murdered by his own fiancée, Sarah, and her boyfriend, Alex - his former friend and confidant. But death isn't the end. Ayush is revived as a woman, Aysha, by a mysterious succubus, who imbues her with her own powers and a strange, otherworldly system. Reborn in a new body, Aysha finds herself in the same house, with the same parents, but with a twist - she's now a stunningly beautiful girl, exceeding normal parameters. However, her transformation into a succubus is incomplete, leaving her with only a hint of the powers and desires that come with it. As Aysha navigates her new life, she's torn between her desire for revenge against Sarah and Alex, who are now her classmates, and her growing confusion about her own identity. She's still learning to control her succubus powers, which are weak and unpredictable, and struggling to understand her place in the world. As Aysha navigates her new life and a revenge path , But when she's been gone in a state of death due to her power , Alex saves her life, and they're forced to spend the night together. As they grow closer, Aysha's emotions become tangled. She's drawn to Alex, but her succubus powers stir, tempting her with desires she can't control. The night they share ignites a fire within her, and Aysha must confront the chaos brewing inside. Her feelings for Alex resurface, but so does her thirst for revenge against Sarah. Aysha's torn between her love, desire, and the darkness within. Will she find a way to balance her emotions, or will the turmoil consume her? Despite her beauty, Aysha feels incomplete, like a part of her is missing. She's caught between her human and succubus selves, unsure of which path to take. Will Aysha find a way to balance her thirst for revenge with her growing hunger for intimacy and connection? Can she control her powers and the system's influence, or will she succumb to the chaos within? And what will happen when she confronts Sarah and Alex, who are now her enemies and classmates?" in this story it contains R18 ,SUCCUBUS, ROMANCE ,MARRAIGE BETRAYAL, INNOCENCE ,SYSTEM SUPERNATURAL , POWERS , MODELING , VOILENCE and much more THIS WORLD IS FICTIONAL WORLD IF ONE CHARACTER AND COUNTRIES COUL RESEMBLES SOMEONE NAME BUT ARE OPPOSITE OF THERE CHARACTER AND POWR OF COUNTRIES OR PERSON ,THEN I AM VERY SORRY IF YOU ARE HURT TO MUCH THEN SAY MAYBE I COULD CHANGE A LITTLE BUT REMEMBER IT IS A FICTIONAL WORLD
Ayush_Jaiswal_3105 · Urbano
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #COMEDY #MAGIC #OVERPOWERED #ISEKAI
Life Of A Pirate Lord
This will be marked as completed from 4/6/2024 Magnus Jokull is given a second chance in life, and what does he do? Become a pirate. Life in Locrome, however, proves to be a very difficult thing. From being a child of prophecy, elixir of immortality and one of the most wanted pirates, he can't seem to catch a break. Follow along as Magnus goes on adventures with his crew, a group of odd folks. As he fights powerful foes, and solves the hardest of mysteries. This is Life Of A Pirate Lord. Don't miss out on a journey of a lifetime. More power stones means more quantity of chapters released.
IncognitoAngel · Fantasia
4.7
#R18 #MAGIC #BETRAYAL #REVENGE #DEVIL #FATEDLOVE #POWERFULCOUPLE #ENEMIESTOLOVERS #GETTINGBACKTOGETHER #MARYSUE
I Hate to Love the Pirate King
Cover is a placeholder. Midjourneying isn't easy. I spend at least 20 seconds per prompt. "Look at you," he growled. "All bothered because of a filthy pirate. How can you live with yourself when you clearly want me so much?" -- --- How can she want him dead so badly when she desires him? --- #FANTASY #WSA2022 --- Mature content, violence, slow burn and dark themes. You've been warned. This is not your average fantasy love story despite the bad boy theme. --- Mariana Adams is a young woman in her early twenties, living in the fantastical world of Ad Rath, which is plagued by ghosts, sea monsters and ancient curses. She gathers herself a crew of battle-hardened privateers to hunt down her ex, the pirate king Captain Daniel Brandon. Their years together haunt Mariana, as does his betrayal...but how come can't she keep her eyes off him? Even when she finds out her fate as a savior of the world in a battle against ancient monsters, she keeps coming back to him across the ocean in this game of cat and mouse. On and off. Hot and cold. It's dangerous, but it's so addictive...but what if Daniel is even more demonic than she has thought? What if he keeps her in his domineering, hypnotic allure and won't let go? What does he really want from her? Her body? Her hatred? Her love? When angels and demons fall in love in a world of magic where anything can happen on the high seas, skies will crumble and hearts will be broken. There is only one rule in magic... You cannot forbid a heart from desiring. --- This is a bad boy / good-ish girl SLOW BURN love story set in a high fantasy world that may be familiar to you from Water Belongs to the Dead: Heart of the Witch and Evil Occultist. Set in a time of pirates, magnificent treasure ships and witches, I Hate to Love the Pirate King will plunder your heart. --- discord link finally. it's an actual functioning server afaik: https://discord.gg/tmeZKG5dqT
IkuSaari · Fantasia
4.8
#DEVIL #FATEDLOVE #POWERFULCOUPLE #SWEET #GETTINGBACKTOGETHER
Pirate Queen
{Important} {Stop reading at chapter Ninety} Even after it all they will be together. Even after their differences they are together. Even if they didn't know the truth about themselves at first.... His death is her death and her death is his death. She controls the universe he controls the underworld She controls the heavens he controls hell She is wanted by evil ones he protects her from them despite being the most dangerous of them all The wrong pair as people may think but it's the right pair anyone could wish for ********* You won't only meet their love story but that of the few around them Kira and Melchoir Wanda and Xander Uma and Ralph and many more
Limah_Lisah · Fantasia
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Hilarious Secret Agents
Kelvin_Uma · Ação
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#COMEDY #ENTERTAINMENT
Novel of Jokes
This novel contains jokes. One chapter refers to one joke.
DtjiSoftware_Dev · Fantasia
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just jokes
Jokes.
its_me_hi939 · Urbano
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#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE
JOKES ON YOU
HELEN IS A BAD GIRL OR MABYE THE WROST .SHE KILLED THE FATHER OF THE MOST KIND GIRL OF THE SCHOOL.YET THE KIND GIRL SHOW LOVES TO HER BUT HELEN FAR WAY FROM THAT KINDNESS MAYBE SOMEDAY SHE WILL CHANGE WHO KNOWS CAUSE IT HER FREAKING BUSINESS NOT MINE.....
namelessfriend · Fantasia
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A Pirate's Plaything (New Link)
I was hiding as cargo on the ship Mandrake. When it was pirated, I did some quick-thinking and pretended to be a cabin boy. But he scented me at the get. And the moment he had me alone he stripped me down to prove what he already knew. I was all woman. He was the Captain of the Whirlwind and he intended to possess all spoils from the Mandrake. Including me. But I'm not so easily bullied into becoming a lover. Not even by a fierce pirate captain.
K.K.S. · Fantasia
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