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Yugioh GX: Flexing? I'm just META Traumatised.

Hello there, this is my first fic, and i hope you can all enjoy it. Im gonna use a translator for this because English is like my third language and im not that good in it. Anyways , read, enjoy,Comment. Synopsis: MC: -So, let me get it straight here, i die because YOU accidentally sneeze and a METEORITE ended up crushing me, JUST after my secret crush just confessed to me?. R.O.B: -Yeap,soooooooo.....my bad?. MC: -...... R.O.B: -Any ways, wanna get isekai'd, kid?. MC: -......Fuck it, Im in. And just like that ,one sneeze was all that's needed for an entire Dimension get traumatized by a flex meta player.

TheOneThatNeverWas · Anime e quadrinhos
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I'm a the Law now!, Your Duel is Valid!

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Yop! Author-san here!..... Again!

So it's 23:56 by the time I post this, the previous Notice! was made mid-road in my smartphone by the way, I manage to organize all my stuff in the b-house room and my "I'm going to put that ass to my name" future wife let me write some, so.....some lucky bitches you all are, ain't you!

Here, enjoy your almost daily dose of bullshit and overpriced cardboard story!

Author-san OUT!

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Haakon POV

Shit! shit! shit!, this place is a maze, it took me 10 min of fast walking before realizing I have a map in the PDA, also fun fact, as a Professor my PDA has some nice perks apps, like the one that allows me to track a specific student duel disk, like, I don't know, fucking Jaden's

Big privacy breach right there, but hey, if a school is in the middle of an active volcanic island, full to the edges with shadow games bullshit, evil organizations, hitmen, and a giant jungle

Knowing where a specific alumnus is seems reasonable to me…for now

I don't want that shit linked to MY disk.....oh right, that's only for academy funded disk.....which is everyone except my, lucky!

As I give myself some well deserve palms to my back, I finally arrive to the duel arena

I can see the guys there, seems they are arguing, perfect, the duel hasn't started, I can pull an abridge vampire arrival here! ok, ok, play it cool, play it cool

Arena POV

Jaden: Oh yeah, well, why don't we settle it in a duel, big guy, or are you scared that a little red may beat you!

Chazz: Why you! Fine! I'm going to beat you so hard, you…

As the two students were discussing, a loud music start playing in the background as a figure start coming out of the arena entrance tunnel 

♫ I'm a bitch I'm a lover ♫

♫ I'm a child I'm a mother ♫

♫ I'm a sinner I'm a saint ♫

♫ I do not feel ashamed ♫

♫ I'm your hell I'm your dream ♫

♫ I'm nothing in between ♫

♫ You know, you wouldn't want it any other way ♫

Haakon: [Nail it!]

Syrus: What the…. Haakon! is that you!.....what's up with the music?

I carry on, ignoring his unculturated question and proceed to give him the only one that matters, My own!

Haakon: Sup Bitches!….and Lady, what are you cute first years doing here at this unholy hour?

Chazz: You!

Haakon: Me!

Chazz: Grrr! You are the other guy that defeat Professor Crowler!

Haakon: More like break his spirit and self-esteem but sure, whatever runs your boat, but still, the question stands, why are YOU students here, it's pass curfew and is forbidden to use the arena after hours. You do know this, right?, it's in the PDA, academy rules section.

As I said this Jaden and Syrus blink, while searching for the info, figures, Yugioh player's worst enemy, not the meta nor the smell in tournaments, but reading, man we are hopless..... Except Yuma, he has Hope's for days!

Alexis: He is right guys, and I know Chazz know it, I bet he didn't tell you, did he?

As she gives her two bits, Chazz seems to feel a bit of shame.....or his hormones are just running their course, that amount of pink in a guy is not normal I tell you.

Chaaz: So what!, as long as a teacher or guard don't spot us we will be fine, this won't take long I assure you!

Oh, Chazz, Chazz naive little Chazz, let's pop your bubble

Haakon: Hmmm yes, yes, that will be the case, except for one small fact

Chazz: What?

Haakon: A professor has already seen you all

As I said this, everyone start looking like chickens to the slaughter, to everywhere a person could be found they search, but alas, we are the only people here

Taiyou: Uuuh, I don't see no one?

Raizou: Yeah!, what are you talking newbie, are you high or something?

Haakon: Right now? no, I don't think so, no, but answering your friend's question, unless you are blind..... I'm right in front of you, aren't I?

Everyone:.....huh?

Haaaaaaah Uni's, so smart yet so dumb they are, I pull my PDA toward Alexis since she seems to be the most rational of the bunch 

Haakon: Dear, do me a favor and read what you see out loud, thanks

Alto a little hesitating and irritable for me ordering her around, she does, just to be paralyzed for a second, give me a look of confusion and then saying

Alexis:….ID: XXXX-XXXX - Name: Haakon Pravus - Status: First Year Alumni/ Professor at Duel Academia

Everybody:!!!!!!!! Professor!!!!!!!!!

Yeahp, that's the faces I want to see, haha hahaha, man, this will be fun for years to come

Chazz: Bullshit, how can a first year be a professor, that thing is fake!

Alexis: I know you are not that dense, Chazz, the PDA that the academy gives are all KaibaCorp last models, they can't be hack by no one outside KC, this….even if a little suspicious…is legit

Haakon: Of course is legit, I accept the job today tho, and only will start next week, but valid all along, so, tell me alumni Jaden, Syrus, Alexis, Chazz, Taiyou and Raizou

What are you doing here?!

I may or may not, put a little of a Batman voice and an angry stare at that, but hey, by the scare faces the three sidekicks were giving me, I think it works just fine

Jaden: Uh…well, 

Syrus: We were just

Chazz:...

I can't hold it, this is too much 

Haakon:HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA OH gods your faces are priceless!

Everybody look me as if I lost a screw, well I may, but that's not the point, is it?

Haakon: Look, I'm not dumb, I know of the…differences, the blues and reds have, and knowing Jaden here, and his exam duel, I think I may know what's happening, but you do realize I could suspend all of you right?

Alexis: Good job guys, first day, and we are already in trouble thanks to you lots of brutes!

Ouch, nothing hurts more than the disapproval of a beautiful lady, the guys are in "Depre mode" now.....except Jaden, he just smiles with a hand behind his head…man, the MC Virginity Armor is strong in this one.

Haakon: Now, now, I said may, which, I will not

Syrus: You won't!

Haakon: Of course.....for a price!

As I said my piece, all eyes widen…wow, is corruption such a rare thing here? that may be useful info for later.

Chazz: What do you want, money? cards? DP?

Haakon: Nop!, I want to duel you

Chazz/Jaden: WHAT! WHY!/NO FAIR, I ASK FIRST!!

Haakon: I have my reasons, also, did you guys known that it is not against the rules if a professor is present and allows a duel after hours? page 23 of the rule book, by the way.

We can call it late night studies for extracurricular points or whatever, problem solve, I take full responsibility..... I may even let you guys go for one first if you want.

Now why would little old me want to fight Chazzy when he is even weaker than the present Jaden, well simple, this beautiful screen in front of me

{New Mission/Quest Added!}

{Mission 2: Cannon? What's that, does it taste good?

"Two of the main cast characters of the original story are about to clash, it will be really a shame that the duel conclude unfinished like in canon, fortunately now that you are here, the canon took a sabbatical trip!"

Quest 1: Make sure the duel ends with an official winner!

Quest 2: Win a Duel against one of the two Main cast Duelist, and make him joins your class!

Optional Quest: You are now the LAW! Use your new given authority if someone try to interrupt the duel!

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Rewards

R1: 5000 SDP/One random pack added to the pack gacha!

R2: 10000 SDP/ Pot of Greed x1 /New Option Unlock: "Disciples"

OR: Reputation in Duel Academy Rise/ Reputation whit Chancellor Rise/ Reputation whit ??? Rise

}

Sweet!, SDP is always nice, but that PoG has my name in it and no one is taking it from me!

Also, the new option seems interesting and even if I don't give a crap about my Rep being good or bad, having the Chancellor on my side will be beneficial in the long run

Chazz: Fine! after I get rid of this slacker here, it's going to be your turn, Professor or not, I'm beating you and proving I'm the superior duelist!

Haakon: Sure, sure, oh and Jaden, Sy, take this!

I proceed to to take out the cards that I previously buy, and let them have them

Jaden: This is.....!!!

Haakon: I know, I know, aren't I the best teacher!

As Jaden gives me a so much characteristic smile and a thumbs up, he put the cards in his deck, huh, no pulling out anything… I'm going to have to teach them the ratio balance/limit optimal for decks in class too, it seems.

He and Chazz proceed to the arena while I go with Syrus and Alexis, the other two go behind Chazz 

Syrus keep staring at the cards, seems I will have to explain him some things, maybe the card never existed here? is a manga card after all, Jaden did go with the flow, but seems like Sy have a better understanding of his own archetype, huh, who would have thou.

Alexis keep giving me side glances, girl, stop that, I'm not going for the harem, nor the lover boy route...spirits tho.....food for thou I guess.

Haakon: Ok guys, this is an official extracurricular duel between Jaden of Slifer Red and Chazz of Obelisk Blue for some extra credits approved by Me, Professor Parvus, bla bla bla, having said that!.

Chazz/Jaden. DUEL!

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