I'll Chemically Castrate You

"…"

Tang Mo'er wasn't Little Munchkin's wife, she was his wife.

This Little Munchkin just didn't understand. In his mind, it was preoccupied with only one thought, to be together with Fairy Sister. Gu Mohan had never anticipated this day to arrive, he would have to fight with his son for a woman.

"Niuniu, you're too young, Fairy Sister won't get married to you. When you eventually grow up, Fairy Sister will be old. Can you really bear to have Fairy Sister wait for you for ten or twenty years and waste all of her youth on you?" Gu Mohan tried to convince him with sound logic.

Little Munchkin's face contorted, and his tiny lips twisted into an indignant pout. "But if she's willing to wait for me, Fairy Sister will have me, a little fresh meat. On the contrary, Daddy would already be old by then, you'll be an old man."

Gu Mohan, "…"