Pinocchio's Crappy Fantasy Days Pt. 2

I explained to her what happened without knowing the full backstory to it. She called the cops.

I felt stressed out, but what happened today when I went to my laptop and wrote everything down? However, unfortunately, my laptop was gone! Stolen!

When I did my last resort, I was out of human blood in my veins to use what's left of my power. I touched where the laptop originally was.

Then, using my psychometric ability, I shifted back to the past where I was gone like a ghost and saw everything that happened here. Then I snapped back to reality after seeing a long-short glimpse. I took my coat and ran outside.

"Where are you going?!" April shouted at me with a puzzled and concerned look on her face.

"I know who did this!" I shouted back as I got into my motorcycle and drove off, having half of my vision of seeing the transparent ghost of the person that took my laptop following the trail on the hunt in the jungle.

That's where I finally found myself in an abandoned warehouse and saw wretched and ugly looking nymphs all over the place that surrounded me.

Then, before them appears a man appears that looks exactly like me. Everything I am wearing and his hairstyle is the exact same as mine.

But all in white, and mine was black. He detracted the wings from his back, which were eagle wings but with black feathers.

He claims to be the guardian angel that abandoned me, so he fell from grace because he couldn't handle me anymore, all because I was evil, and he did his best to make me good. And he blames it all on me. Now he's here for revenge.

"Alright, so wait. You're telling me…," I exclaimed, "You came here to take my laptop instead of April to lure me in here?"

"Well, no, my henchmen did most of the efforts, but yes, that was the whole point. If I kill you, Lucifer will give me a throne to rule in Hell, so I don't have to listen to what God says anymore!"

"Yeah, mate. I know. But why, out of all things and loved ones, you took the bloody laptop?!"

"Ah Hah! You are indeed angry because I took your precious laptop!"

"I'm not angry because you took my laptop, I'm just confused on why the bloody hell you took my laptop out of all things?!"

"I am sincerely sorry if you are angry about stealing your laptop. I know this laptop is precious to you because all of your most important masterpieces of literature and books you've worked hard on your entire life is in here." then he did the most generic and basic evil laugh ever to the point it's so corny, he sounded like a Disney Villain out of all things.

"Mate, you do know that I save them on my Google Drive, my works are not inside that computer, it's on the internet, automatically saved. Plus, all my works are already published on WebNovel. They can't be deleted anymore because they're contracted. Idiot."

"Wait, what?"

"You're so stupid! You're not even worth being my enemy. Mate, don't waste my time." I grabbed his arm and took him back to my apartment.

"Wait, wait, wait! What do you think you are doing?!"

"Taking you to the cops for breaking and entering private property, first degree theft, and felony."

"WHAT?!"

"Plus, if you were my guardian angel, you could have already known that my works are on my Google Drive and not inside a laptop. The future is here, old man. And Lucifer and I are close friends. I'm a Demonolator and I meditate on him daily.

If God hates you so much, why didn't he just send you to Hell? You could have already had your own job there instead of having to make a deal with the Devil. I'm an occultist, mate. Believe me. Every angel who disobeys God instantly comes down to Hell as a new employee to serve Hitler with Pumpkin Spice Caramel Macchiato in their Femboy Hooters restaurant in the underworld. Now, come on, mate."

"Unhand me this once!"

Then, people watched and looked at me weird and called me crazy to talk to someone that doesn't exist. Wait- what?

April came into the scene and told me, "This is why you shouldn't drink too much Red Bull and coffee, Klei…." she sighs, "Come on, I'm taking you home."

"But what about the apartment? It was ruined, wasn't it?"

"Yeah? I came home, and the neighbours told me they saw you ruin it. I even looked at the CCTV camera in our bedroom. You need your meds. Come on, Klei."

"What in the bloody hell…?"

Wait, I just realised that we've been roleplaying on Discord chat the entire time. What a fool I am. I still am in the Philippines, now living alone.