Once upon a time, in a far-off kingdom, there was a desperate king named Harold. His son had fallen ill, and no medicine or doctor could cure him. So, the king sent his most trusted sorcerer, a man named Li Huan, on a mission to steal a magic rose that would heal his son.
But Li Huan was a coward little bitch who still hadn't stolen the magic rose yet.
His son was not getting better any time soon!
Finally, he decided to travel to the neighboring kingdom himself to find out what was going on.
But before he left, he called upon a bunch of magicians to create magic devices that would help protect him on his journey. The magicians eagerly got to work, each one trying to outdo the others.
The first magician presented his device, a shiny sword that could repel any attack. The king tried to swing it, but it ended up getting stuck in the ground, and he had to pull it out with all his might. "I think I'll stick to my regular sword," he said.