birth

It was cold, wet and ugly

Micheal was in a womb

Now you must all wonder

How the fuck does Micheal know this?

Well that's because he was being pulled out by a sucking stick thingy that the doctors use to get the head out

And it was very painful

So much so Micheal decided he will never go into a hospital ever again

After some hell,Micheal,in baby form was swaddled In a baby blanket,being cooed at by the nurses

"Oh my what a healthy baby"

"Ana how are his vitals"

The head nurse asked her assistant,removing her gloves and washing her hands

"All are in order ma'am,the only thing that hasn't been checked yet is name and parents signatures"

Ana spoke up,nodding to her supervisor

"Very good,is miss Dimitri meeting all standards of a healthy recovery?"

Esmeralda inquired checking the vitals of who seemed to be new born Micheal's mother

"Seems so ma'am,but her recovery may be slower than average"

Esmeralda raised an eyebrow "how so?"

"Her hormones are unbalanced ma'am,it seems her diet before consisted of barely reaching nutritional value than average"

Esmeralda frowned,shaking her head as Anna informed her of Miss Dimitri's unbalanced diet

"I see,put that into the note and information sheets,where is sir Dimitri?"

"He is right outside ma'am"

Anna informed, signalling her head to the door,in the small view of the window you can see a man who seemed to be in his mid 20's

"Go outside and gather information Anna,we need to find a better regime for miss Dimitri"

Anna nodded quickly turning and doing her duty to gather information.

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"Greetings sir Dimitri and congratulations"

Anna greeted the man,nodding to him as he sprang up

"How is she?!- is she ok?!- how is our baby!?!? Did they make it?!"

Sir Dimitri was practically in her face,shaking her as he went mad for the safety of both his baby and dear wife

"Sir- sir oh my god" *slap!*

Anna bitch slapped sir Dimitri,trying to drag back his mentally unstable brain back to sanity

"Sir Dimitri! Do not shake me or I will get security!"

Sir Dimitri stood in shook,a fat and glowing red palm on his face,his sanity barely recovered

"I-i yes sorry miss-" sir Dimitri in a panic looked at the name tag that clearly displayed the name *Anna*

"Yes sorry miss Anna" sir Dimitri, finally regaining his sanity apologized for his very unprofessional act

"I apologize maam-"

"No need" Anna sighed, rolling her eyes as she informed sir Dimitri

"Congratulations sir Dimitri you have a healthy boy"

Anna smiled nodding as sir Dimitri shook a bit,tears of relief pricking his eyes as he spoke shakily

"O-oh thank god....thank fuck"

He collapsed back into the bench,body trembling in either relief or shock

Anna nodded, quickly pulling her up to show herself some information seats

"Sir Dimitri I have a few questions,may I?"

"What?- i-i yes! O-of course!" Sir Dimitri stood up quickly nodding "ask away"

Sir Dimitri explained most of his wife's routine,giving nurse Anna atleast a decent description of her food intake and physical life

And before long Anna had everything she needed to know,nodding to sir Dimitri she thanked him for his cooperation and went back to Esmeralda

(Time skip)

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Miss and sir Dimitri we're both watching outside the window of the baby monitoring room

Both have smile on their faces,one in a wheel chair and one pushing the wheel chair

"Oh my,look how cute he looks love'

Miss Dimitri smiled at the babies, specifically looking at one that had the same mole on their neck

"He looks like a raisin" sir Dimitri joked,he was then smacked by his wife on the head "ow! Honey I'm joking!"

"Don't joke like that then you bafoon!"

Grumbled miss Dimitri who was unamused about her husband's humour

Shaking her head she sighs "don't try me love,next time you insult my baby I'm socking you in the mouth"

Sir Dimitri knowing his wife's will not joke about any of her threats nodded,like a good husband

"Yes dear in sorry" he mused,kissing her cheek "I'm just joking~"

Mis Dimitri sighs but let's it go, instead turning to her baby who slept peacefully on the hospital crib

"What should we name him love?" She hummed furrowing her eyebrows she turned to her husband "hand me my phone"

"But dear your not supposed to have the phone until atleast your half recovered-"one look from sir Dimitri's wife and suddenly her phone was in her hands

That was definitely not given to her quickly by a scared husband

Putting up Google she searched "unique baby names" and blah blah

"Oh wow look here honey! How about Akio? Doesn't that sound nice?" Miss Dimitri showed her husband the names

Sir Dimitri stood still looking at the screen frowning "dear I'm pretty sure that is a wonderful name but isn't to generic?"

"What do you mean? It's literally listed in the unique list!" Miss Dimitri huffed crossing her arms "besides! You didn't even try to name him properly! Who the in this world names their newborn Destry?!"

"Hey! I came up with that name on my own!" Sir Dimitri countered now frowning deeper "and it's original! Unlike you who searched it up on Google!,typing in *unique and cute baby names*" he pouts,frowning and huffing like a baby making mocking noises at his wife

Soon enough they finally got a basic but unique enough name for their baby

"How about Micheal? That's quite easy to remember" sir Dimitri inquired,after minutes of using his brain to come up a not so basic name like Kevin or some shit

"Hmm actually that's too basic,I don't like it" frowned miss Dimitri,shaking her head to further visualize her disapproval

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Micheal in baby form was swaddled in a very comfortable blanket, listening to his seemingly new parents argue over his new name

"Bro just call me Micheal,I like my old name" pouted Micheal,his baby lungs making a tiny huff? Atleast he could breath still

Micheal continued to watch his parents fight,he was still a baby after all he could deal with that shit later down the line

"Wish where am I now"

"Host is currently in Switzerland,you were born in Averian Luciano hospital and currently you are surrounded by other children aswell"

Micheal paused in his mind,just staring at his new parents childish argument as wish informed him of his new location

"Ok I'm Switzerland and what ever this hospital is called,wish tell me my family status"

"Yes host"

Sooner than what Micheal thought he was shown a slighty dimmer screen that didn't blind him like in the void vault thing before

Name: undecided

Age:3 days old

Gender: Male

Family line:

Father-(Lucios Zephyr Dimitri)

Mother-(Delphine Calliope Dimitri)

Older Sister-(Celeste Zephyr Calliope Dimitri)

Middle sister-(Sage Calliope Zephyr Dimitri)

Micheal read through his new families names and cursed his father "that lousy fuck wants to call me Micheal and yet all their names are practically from ancient times!"

Micheal cursed his father,rooting his new mother for a better name "go mama go! Beat that stupid man! Don't let him take away my dignity of not having a cool name!!"

Micheal kept on cursing his father who was trying to calm his new mother,and Micheal kept on cheering, praising his new mother as she beat his new father's ass

"DONT LET HIM DEPRIVE ME OF A COOL NAME!!!"

Screamed Micheal as he continues to curse his father out in his baby head

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Sooner than later Micheal and his new family were discharged and went home

Currently Micheal was having the time of his life watching his new father get beat down by his new mother

"Don't you ever try and bullshit me with your tone again young man!" Miss Dimitri shouted,using an old news paper to wack her husband,who was trying his best to defend himself

"But love!- ow!- most of our children already have unique names!- ow!" Sir Dimitri was using a chair to defend himself,running around the house to escape his angry wife for suggesting a basic name within a unique name family

"Besides their names are long enough!- ow! Just listen!" He screamed while evading a barrage of pillows and spoons thrown at him

(The pillows came from the couch,their in the living room)

Now you must all wonder,how does Micheal know his father is losing? Well because Micheal was being held by his new older sister,who was also watching the mess

".....ay grabe naman- mga gago Ang pamilya namin"

(Oh my god- my family is stupid)

Micheal looked up at his new sister,watching her deadpan stare at her still arguing parents

"Holy shit...is she a Filipino?"

Micheal gazed up in awe,he didn't know he was of Filipino descent but he then looked back at his new parents and knew where it came from....

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It came from his mother

"Yeah .....that is definitely where the genes come from"

Micheal,in all his baby might sweat dropped as in right on cue his mother started cursing in Tagalog

"sino ka sa tingin mo ha!?!?, Sasampalin ko yang mukha mo kahit ang nanay mo hindi ka titignan sa kahihiyan!!"

{who do you think you are ha!?!?, I'll smack your face so hard even your mother won't look at you out of shame!!}

Miss Dimitri threatened,holding out a very dangerous weapon called a slipper

"Wait isn't that bad to curse Infront of your child?-" Micheal sweat dropped,looking at his new mother and looking up to his new big sister who quickly went back to her room,taking her with him to avoid getting in the danger that is their mother

"Wait- wait no!" Micheal screamed in his,fussing in his older sister arms as he let out small whimpers,his older sister shushing him

"Shhh! shhhh! manahimik ka brown potato! Ayokong ma-woop sa susunod!"

{shhhh! be quiet you brown potato! I don't wanna be whooped next! }

Putting her hand on Micheal's mouth she rushed her tiny legs up the stairs and to her room

Locking the door,she finally breathed in relief knowing that her father will definitely lose to their mother

"Oh shit.....did we just abandon dad?" Micheal was in all honesty not really sympathetic to his new father,after all he wanted to give Micheal his old name when he couldve given a cooler one

But he was still a man so he can only pray he won't be subjected to that

"I'll be a Mama's boy in the future...." Micheal promised silently,very much not willing to face his mother's wrath

He sighed,thinking about how he got here and his new family

"The fool couldve just accepted mom's suggestion but no- he got to fight it" Micheal silently tutted in his head, metaphorically shaking his head "men....always so stubborn"

Micheal huffed silently,watching his older take responsibility temporarily and set him on her bed,putting his baby head on a pillow she called out

"babe!! tingnan mo! baby brother natin!"

{babe!! look! our baby brother!}

Soon a shorter girl came out,pulling herself out of a small playhouse,she approached her older sister

"abe- ano yun? may baby tayo?"

{abe- what is it? we have baby?}

Micheal's taller sister side stepped and showed the smaller girl the new family

"yes caly, may baby na si mama! at ngayon ang kanilang pagiging tanga muli at ipinaglalaban ang kanyang pangalan"

{yes caly,mama had a baby! and now their being idiots again and fighting for his name}

The older sister carried baby Micheal once more,careful to not accidentally hurt him she shoved him to calliope face

Calliope just pulled a face "ewww.....Ang pangit naman siya- parang potato"

{Ewww...he's so ugly- like a potato}

"uy maririnig ka ni mama" celeste shushed her you get sister,making movements like putting her finger on her mouth,shushing her

{Hey mama will hear you}

Celeste like all big sisters,smacked calliope on the back of her head,and she then proceeded to console the crying child while Micheal the baby witnessed all this in her arms

"Ah...yeah looks about right" Micheal nodded in his head,knowing full well that he may be next in the future

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After convincing calliope to not tell their parents, Celeste brought her eyes apon her new baby brother

Both baby Micheal and Celeste stared at each other,one a baby and another a child

"hey bakit hindi ka umiiyak" Celeste frowned poking the stomach of Micheal

{hey why are you not crying}

"Ikaw ba ay isang demonyo o isang bagay? kung gayon lumabas ka pangit na berdeng duwende" Celeste frowned, poking harder into Micheal's stomach,making him cry

{are you a demon or some thing? if so get out you ugly green goblin}

"Ow owww!!!! Stop that you brat!" Micheal cursed in his mind, metaphorically pulling the middle finger on his sister as he was being poked

"ah teka wag kang umiyak!" Celeste's eyes widen,seeing her baby brother cry,a moment later calliope started crying too

That little shit

Celeste was now surrounded by two crying children,scared for an asswhooping,she began to cry too

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As all three children cried,one a baby,another a toddler and a child

Their parents finally came up to comfort them

"Celeste!? caly!? bakit ka umiiyak!?"

Miss Dimitri busted the door open,running up to her children she tried to comfort all of them

"Baby? Honey what wrong!?" Sir Dimitri,the last to enter came up with the same energy as his wife, quickly grabbing some stuff toys that the girls own

"Shhh shhh shhh mama and papa is here shhh" miss Dimitri in all her might tried to comfort athe three crying idiots,I mean her children while grabbing a blanket

The two adults comforted the crying children like good parents

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It was night time,the family going to sleep while miss Dimitri was busy scrolling through her phone searching for a name once more

"Your still going an about that?" Sir Dimitri was absurdly flabbergasted

He had seen the extent of his loving wife's behavior- but this was out of the ordinary

After all his wife doesn't have good concentration,she after all had the mindset of *if it works then it works*

The flabbergasted man only watched his wife scroll through the internet,searching for the perfect for their new born soon who was just minding its own business and not crying

A blessing really

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Micheal was confused,he was just minding his business,sleeping and dreaming of hot men until his mother got up and started screaming

"What the hell?..." Micheal paused looking with his baby eyes at his mother who was jumping about screaming about the *perfect name*

"I did it! After 4 hours! I found the perfect name!!!!!!" Miss Dimitri,estatic about her fine,rushed to her husban

Who was having a cup of Joe to banish the sleepy until his wife came and crashed on to him

"Wa! My coffee!" Sir Dimitri stood there, distruaght,his coffee wasted

"Honey I found the perfect name!" His wife did not give a fuck,instead shoving her phone on her husband's face

"We should name our boy Escanor Alexander!" The wife,also known as miss Dimitri said gleefull,already yapping up a storm with name combinations

"We can put his name in the first and mine the second,while yours is last and-" while miss dimitri was yapping a storm up,sir Dimitri was just tired and decided to just give no fucks

"Yeah sure Hun" sir Dimitri,the man of the house has been defeated

"But can we atleast add Micheal in their atleast? I like the name" in a last ditch effort,sir Dimitri once again asked,disguising he's plead with a neutral tone

And finally after a long dangerous silence miss Dimitri agreed,and both of them went to get paper work done

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"....update complete...updating profile"

"Name: (changed) Micheal Escanora Zephyr Alexanderian Dimitri

Age:3 days old

Gender: Male

Family line:

Father-(Lucios Zephyr Dimitri)

Mother-(Delphine Calliope Dimitri)

Older Sister-(Celeste Zephyr Calliope Dimitri)

Middle sister-(Sage Calliope Zephyr Dimitri)"

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"Update complete.....beep"

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"May your wishes be granted for I wish bow to your will"