USSR Agent Shark

We have been expecting your arrival agent Shark, your right on time

She said...

I heard an unknown secret code Russian Operative Trigger Word and I became known as the lethal USSR Operative, Agent Shark...

Formerly known as Agent J, but that past is buried and its enemies lying in the Mariana trench as the discarded waste of the fiercest of piranhas...

After concluding my first seven day work week full time In this alternate reality I had to do a mission for the "Nyats" as they told me to call them.

They claimed it was their hardest mission but it wasn't worth it for the highest ranking USSR Operative in History...

I don't know how much I make at this point all I know is that my marijuana which strangely should stop getting me high and I should have to take a tolerance break to reset myself but Its like my marijuana just keeps getting stronger as I get stronger...

I'm not asking questions as to how my car is faster than it should be even though the engine "Appears," to look old...

USSR Agent Shark Chuckles...