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Wait, What? I'm a Phoenix?

Being normal is boring... Dull... Monotonous... Simply gray.... So... I read books!!!!! Well of course not educational ones, how boring would that be! I read transmigration and cultivation ones, you know, The cultivation life, The overpower female lead, The mind blowing scheming, The powerful prince charmi - - -. ... " BANG!!!" Ava just found herself flying out of her house without being able to wipe the stupid grin from her face, due to her writing - turned - daydream, and landed on their lawn, face first. " What the f*ck?", she murmured while pulling her sorry ass up with a bleeding nose. ~~ whoosssshhh ~~ 'What the hell?', curses sprang again and again in her mind as she looks at their house, being consumed with red flames in one moment, and then green flames the other minute. As an ordinary student who barely listens to their class discussion, " Just what kind of chemistry is this?" *** " All of those female leads already have male leads right? RIGHT?!", she asked herself. " You never thought of me as a male?", a deep voice emerge behind her back, making her jump in shock. She is greeted by the most handsome frowning face she has ever seen in her whole existence, making her almost drool. " You're a beautiful scenery", she mindlessly replied, making the already frowning face turned black. " That's it?", he asked in an almost growling voice, irritated at the little girl's nonsense in front of him. Seeing his black face, she can't help but frown. " Huh? Hmpp---", her eyes widen as she realize the strange soft and moist thing sucking her mouth, making her legs turn into jelly. He catch her falling form and kissed her even deeply. He licks, sucks and enter, making her brain turns blank in pleasure. When he felt that she is already not breathing anymore, he broke the kiss. " Remember this young lady, I am a man. Your man." Photo not mine.

Di_xue12 · Fantasia
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Chapter 3

The siblings frowned, worry is visible in their eyes. But they just stared agape again as they looked at how graceful their mother looks like right now, she looks like dancing while swinging her sword to her opponents. Wherever her sword is pointed, blood will immediately gush out. The problem is that, the strange men's wounds seems to heal whenever they eat something. But no matter how many times they eat those things, they can't still even wound their mother, until the blank face of the strange men cracked in panick. Then it suddenly dawned to Ava,

" Bro, their taking pills!", she suddenly shouted in excitement. Her mind was in haywire a moment ago so she can't think straight but now, it suddenly dawn to her. Swords, flying, colored whatever radiating from them and the transparent like dome, now it already registers in her mind.

" Bro, their cultivators! I am positive that they are cultivators!", she once again shouted but realized the strange silence behind her. She looks at her brother nervously, trying to check if he is still alive but he mouthed 'idiot'.

' hmp how ungrateful! How dare he say that I am an idiot? Can't he see that I'm just worried? '. She turns her head back with a 'hmp' to look at her mother again when she saw one of the man is already in front of them, approaching like a predator to his prey, then she realized that she really is an idiot for shouting, thus gathering their attention, but then she just can't help it, so she did what she is good the most, again,

She screams...

She screams as if the man already thrust his sword to her when in fact he didn't, yet.

Her mother immediately teleported in front of them. Protecting them from the man and continued fighting, leading those strange beings away from her little chicks. Annoyance can already be seen in their mother's face as she looks at the people who can't just die.

The siblings almost didn't blink while looking at the battle that they are seeing right now. Both of them can't believe that what they have been reading before is already performed by their mother with black robed men right now.

' Is this a shooting?'

' But I haven't seen any staffs right now?'

' Does shooting include blasting a house in a neighborhood though?'

' Why are the effects are happening in the actual scene? Should it be in editing phase?'

' Gah!!! This is crazy', Ava thought while groping her hair like a madwoman.

They didn't blink as they saw their mother closed her eyes while a fiery red cute little dot surrounded by green color immerge in her forehead, she opens her eyes and spread her arms, looking murderously at the men in front of her.

" Flames of Nirvana"

They heard her say in a very cold and distant voice with a dead eyes that almost made the strange men pee, well some of them did, 'which explains the stench around us I guess', Ava thought.

While they all thought that that was it, the black robed men suddenly found themselves being consume with greenish purple flames and shouted in anguish one after another. The siblings can clearly see that nothing happens to them, they were just engulfed in the greenish purple flame but as a cultivation novels reader, they both knew that flame of nirvana is a torture to the soul, well they just think so of course.

'Who knew what the hell is really happening with these poor grilled ugly ducklings?', they both thought.

For them, the bloods that they saw at the beginning is nothing compared to the begging and anguish cry that they are seeing right now. The looks of insanity in their distorted faces is already enough for them to have nightmares for at least a year.

And now both of them are wondering, as the awe they felt is already subsiding and the situation is already sinking in their brains,

" Just what the hell is happening?