Gremmy vs Kenpachi

(3rd Person POV)

The long-awaited fight.

"So you are the Shinigami with no name and only a title. The Kenpachi of the Zaraki district. I give you 10/10 for entrance and style. I love the eyepatch, by the way.", Gremmy says. He has his hands inside his pockets and a slight smile on his face.

"Huh?"

"C-Captain Zaraki ... U-Unohana is she ...?"

"She's dead. I killed her. If you hate me for it, you can go ahead and kill me."

"Thank goodness. The fact that you killed her means you've succeded it... Captain Unohana's title."

"Yeah, I did."

"How sentimental. I must say I don't think I've ever been this choked up. But I do commend you for killing your own soldiers during times of war. I mean wasn't it possible to, and hear me out on this one ... NOT kill her? She might have been useful later on, don't you think?"

"Who the f*ck are you?"

"Hmm ... don't talk to me like that boi, I'm much older than you are. Now I believe that we should get the stage up and running, shall we?", Gremmy said.

Suddenly the ground begins to rumble and the stone underneath their feet rises and transforms. It rises into the air until a big cube-like shape appears, towering over the other buildings around them.

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"Girl, take the others and leave.", Kenpachi tells Isane. She gets out of her daze and nods her head. She grabs the two dead Captains and jumps down the side of the structure ...

*thud*

... only to fall flat on her face.

"What?"

"Ah, yes. I forgot to tell you. Distance is relative here. There is no end to this platform right here. You could run in a straight line and never reach the edge.", Gremmy reveals.

!!!

"WHAT?! How is that possible?! That makes no sense!", Isane is slowly going insane at this rate.

"Relax, my goodness. Here let me help you.", Gremmy says.

Before Isane a green portal appears, making her move back in fear.

"This will take you away from here.", Gremmy says.

Isane looks at him suspiciously and decides to act selflessly. She uses her top speed and quickly takes the two Captains and throws them through the portal in fear, that Gremmy would close it again, in some twisted sense of humour. But ...

*ZZZZUUUMMM*

*KKKRRUNNNCHHH*

The sound of chainsaws and other bladed weapons is heard and blood splashes out of the green portal.

[Picture]

...

"Wow, your selflessness saved your life.", Gremmy says rather impressed.

"Wwww...what ... w-was ... th-that?", Isane manages to stutter.

"Oh, that. Well, that was a portal to a blender dimension. I just invented it. It is a dimension filled with blenders. A sure-death sentence for anyone who is alive. But they were already dead so ... they were only chopped to pieces ... not to worry, they didn't feel a thing."

"Y-you monster!"

"Monster? How so? I don't deny your claim, but what do you expect if you leave someone like me 'imprisoned' for a millennium with nothing but his own thoughts? That was bound to leave permanent marks ... hehe. But let us get back to the important business."Gremmy says and spreads his hands.

"Welcome, Kenpachi from Zaraki. I have prepared this stage for us. After all, the Kenpachi wants to prove that he truly is the Kenpachi and not just someone who stole the title from an old healer, right?

It would be rude to not give someone of your renown a proper welcome."

"...the hell is this? Some kind of magic spell?", Kenpachi asks in his bored and arrogant tone.

"Spell? Is that what you call Kido? Well, this is neither a spell nor is it an illusion. All of this is real and of the best quality no less. To make this fight easier, I will tell you, like a generic villain, what my power is. What you make of it, is up to you.

I am Gremmy Thoumeaux, designated 'V' - The Visionary. I turn imagination into reality. The world is my playground, reality is my playground. You're quite lucky to fight me ... someone with my manners and distinction. After all, I imagine you would want to fight the strongest of all the Sternritter, no?", Gremmy taunted.

"Is that right?", Kenpachi says and flashes in front of Gremmy and slashes his Zanpakuto at him.

*BONG*

Kenpachi's Zanpakuto is stopped from cutting Gremmy's shoulder and hits something hard.

"Ah, it seems you got me. I thought it would take longer than that, but you got me."

"I got what?"

"My lie. My true power is my suit. As long as I have this suit on, I can do anything.", Gremmy says mysteriously.

"What nonesense are you spouting?"

"... never mind that. Joking with someone as dense as you seem impossible. I will tell you once again. Anything I imagine turns into reality ...

By simply imagining that my body is 'more durable than the strongest steel', it does tha-"

*KKIIINGGG*

Kenpachi slices his sword across Gremmy's body, trying to slice him in half.

"The hell ... if you're about as strong as steel, you could've told me. Then I would've just cut you as if I was cutting steel from the very beginning. What's with that face? Are you surprised that I could cut you? Let me tell you something. Your puny imagination can't create something that I can't cut. You know why? Because I'm Kenpachi."

"No not really. You are still the nameless Zaraki Brat that you always were. The fact that you killed Yachiru Unohana just shows this perfectly. You weren't able to hold yourself back. You are as embarrassing and pathetic as the day you were born. Don't assume a title like 'Kenpachi' just because you kill the psychotic healer. You have to earn that title and take it from the strongest. And Unohana was nowhere near the strongest Shinigami. So don't bore me with your talk. Especially if you didn't even manage to cut me in the first place.", Gremmy says.

Kenpachi looks and sees that there is in fact no wound, like he thought there would be. He could have sworn that he cut something.

"The arrogance in that statement, 'your puny imagination can't create something that I can't cut.'. It seems that the years when your sad group didn't manage to challenge you, have made you truly arrogant. Allow me to show you your place."

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"My power sounds like a bad joke to you. Your words have made it perfectly clear. But that's just because you can't grasp what I tell you until it is too late. I guess that's where brains would come in handy. Now let us dance my good sir.", Gremmy said and smiled.

After he says this, a massive amount of heat begins to generate from behind Gremmy. The ground begins to shake and both Kenpachi and the little Yachiru tremble as the floor shakes more and more until ... a volcanic eruption happens underneath the two Shinigami and lava shoots into the air only to then fall back down in a rain-like fashion.

Kenpachi manages to take Yachiru into his arms and retreat, but the threat is not over yet. A massive amount of lava is gathering in the air and projectiles start forming.

*FEEEWWWW*

*BOOOOM*

Arrows made of lava shoot towards Kenpachi and Yachiru, trying to melt them. But Kenpachis is too fast for the projectiles to land, so Gremmy changes his tactic. The volcano is still shooting lava into the air, stopping Kenpachi from approaching directly. Gremmy uses this to cut off his routes and sends nearly a hundred lava projectiles towards the Shinigami, forcing him to act.

"Your powers are ridiculous. But, I don't mind fighting against something that is beyond reason!", Zaraki says and swings his Zanpakuto in a big arc, effectively cutting through the lava that was about to fall on him and Yachiru. But it was still close for Yachiru, as Zaraki couldn't destroy all of the small batches of lava that fell from the sky.

*TSCHHH*

"What are you doing Yachiru?! Take cover!"

"Don't be so hard on her. Where would she and ... the healer ... even goo-oh. Well, it looks like she's dead. Or soon anyway.", Gremmy says as he sees Isane with a lot of third-degree burns, treating herself, to stay alive.

The volcano is still spewing lava. Due to Zaraki cutting through it, the pressure is far less, so the lava isn't shooting high into the sky, but it is still flowing out and dangerous to fight for anyone who isn't Gremmy. Zaraki doesn't care though, his spiritual pressure is monstrous, to say the least. He can simply push through it.

Zaraki jumped into the air with his sword raised above his head to strike Gremmy. Gremmy looked at him and in the next moment, Zaraki was inside a big cube of water.

"Oh my. The air you jumped into, was already water. This means that you jumped into the water just now. At least that's what I can imagine. Oh, would you look at that? It seems like the temperature is slowly dropping inside your cube and ... oh no ... the cube of water is turning into ice.

But that's not all ... A big crater has formed. You might want to catch your sword there, otherwise, she might die.", Gremmy says and shoots the cube of ice, containing Zaraki and Yachiru into the gap.

"Now let us count the seconds until you return.", Gremmy says looking at the watch on his wrist that wasn't there a second ago.

In the next second the ground was destroyed and Zaraki emerged from the ground with Yachiru in his hands. He has a bloodthirsty look on his face.

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Zaraki slashes with his sword but a rubber wall appears in front of Gremmy, causing the Zanpakuto to slow down and stop moving forward. Gremmy imagined a rubber wall made with a material that could block Zaraki's strike and bounce it back. Slowly the resin-rubber-like substance began to cover Zaraki's arm and body.

"This is a special substance I came up with on the spot. I call it ... the resin-bungee-gum-wall-defence-substance. Any second now and you'll be covered completely.", Gremmy says as Zaraki rushes towards Gremmy and tries to cut him again. Before he reaches the Quincy however, he is completely covered with the substance and freezes.

"Hmm ... this shouldn't have worked this slow. I might have to adjust the adherence speed."

*CRACK*

*BOOM*

The silhouette breaks and Zaraki emerges.

"Raaah!", the mad Shinigami shouts with raised battle lust and slashes through Gremmy's body.

*SLASH*

*SPLASH*

Gremmy is cut in two.

"Oh ... I didn't see that coming ...", he says as both pieces fall to the ground.

"Is that it? The strongest Quincy and-"

*BOOOM*

A foot kicks him in the face and shoots him backwards. Kenpachi has a red print of a foot on his face. He looks in front and sees the lower body of Gremmy standing there and wiggling his feet. But that's not all, the lower body disappears and reappears in front of Kenpachi. Another kick to the face.

*BOOOM*

And another...

*BOOOM*

This time a knee hits his nose.

*SHING*

Kenpachi has had enough and cuts the lower half of Gremmy's body in half ...

*SHING* x10

Kenpachi cuts the legs into dozens of small pieces of flesh. Before Zaraki can relax though, the floor beneath him starts to come alive. Multiple stone pillars rise and try to hit him. He dodges around and cuts all of them with a swing of his sword. But that is only helping him reduce the numbers for a moment. More and more shoot from the ground until finally, one manages to hit him.

The pillar rises high in the air. Zaraki who was hit, slashes his sword and destroys the pillar.

*SHING*

*BOOOM*

But that was enough for Gremmy. He only wanted to have him high up to get a better view. Why didn't he simply imagine him there? Why would he do something like that this early in the fight? You have to build such impressive moves up during a fight and not start with them.

All of the rubble of the destroyed pillars of stone begins to float in the air and transform. Each one transforms into a sword of different sizes and forms. Zaraki sees this and his eyes widen. With a thought, all of the thousands of swords shoot towards Zaraki at high speeds. It wasn't that impressive yet, but it was still early during the fight.

Zaraki narrows his eyes and then slashes at all the swords with unimaginable speeds. The clanking of swords is heard throughout the Seireitei and Gremmy has already prepared the next thing for the Zaraki Man. The swords approached Zaraki still and he is able to cut all of them without that many cutting into him. Then a bigger sword comes at him from below. Zaraki sees it. He swings his sword hard and shoots towards the sword. He cuts through it with one swing.

"Head's up.", Gremmy says. 

Kenpachi looks up just in time to see a monstrous hammer fall down and hit him full force.

*BOOOOM*

Kenpachi crashes into the platform, but nothing else happens except for a big crater appearing. The Shinigami with the most powerful body, stands back up. He looks at where the upper body of Gremmy is still lying on the ground. Again, he is interrupted by something.

The small pieces of flesh, Kenpachi cut, start to transform. From all the dozens of pieces, mini-Gremmys appear and look at Kenpachi. This scene is weird for the Shinigami, but it doesn't matter. The mini-Gremmys run towards Kenpachi and start attacking.

*Boom*

*Pow*

*Peng*

*Bong*

From high and low, the mini-Gremmys attack Kenpachi without giving him any respite. Until Kenpachi's bloodlust and Reiatsu explode out of his body, shooting the mini-Gremmys away.

"Aaaah" "Eeehhh" "huhuhuu" "Weeeee"

The mini-Gremmys are having the time of their lives. They simply stand back up again and attack. But they no longer manage to land a single attack with their basic patterns and have to stop doing that, since Kenpachi is cutting them all apart. The bloodthirsty smile on his face is now mixed with an angry one. He likes to fight things head-on, but Gremmy doesn't seem to take him seriously.

The Reiatsu emanating from Kenpachi increases in density and power, which blows the mini-Gremmys away or they get cut by the man.

*Shing* x283

In a heartbeat, Kenpachi cuts apart almost 300 mini-Gremmys and moves forward. But there is a problem with that strategy. This is the first time, that Kenpachi can't just cut his problems apart. His enemy is different from all others. Each mini-Gremmy that is cut apart, grows into a new one, basically putting the Hydra from Greek Mythology to shame and mimicking 'Black Sperm' from One Punch Man.

It looks like Kenpachi is crushing the little guys for a moment and he looks at the floating upper half of Gremmy's body. The upper half is now floating in the air watching the spectacle in front of him. He is floating in the air looking at Kenpachi and eating some popcorn.

Just as Kenpachi wants to rush towards Gremmy, he is once again stopped. Something hard hits him from the side.

*Boom*

"Hehe", a mini-Gremmy laughs as he holds a big hammer in his hand. But it's not just a normal hammer. The hammer is made up of ... other mini-Gremmys ... It is stupid but effective. And what's more, he is not the only mini-Gremmy that does that. Others also stand back up, form different types of weapons and start attacking Kenpachi again.

*Boom*

*SHING*

*Bang*

*SHING*

Each swing of Kenpachi's Zanpakuto results in the death of hundreds of mini-Gremmys but it also results in the creation of an equal amount. The mini-Gremmys start to go nuts and create long chains made up of each other, or large nets to capture Kenpachi and stop his movements. The fight has officially taken a ridiculous turn. And it is not even close to completion.

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Sitting on a roof, quite a distance away sits Sternritter Askin Nakk Le Vaar, designated D - The Deathdealing.

He is sitting there with a spyglass in his hands and a sandwich, watching the fight happening on the large platform.

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"Ohhhhhh ... What's this now? This is pretty amazing. That guy's actually fighting at a level comparable with Gremmy. I guess this Zaraki Kenpachi deserves his reputation.

Still, I don't know what His Majesty was thinking, letting a guy like that venture out into the open?", Askin muses to himself.

"Geh ... geh... geh... I quite agree!♡", PePe Waccabrada appears.

"A monster like that ought to be kept locked up for life!♡ Geh... geh... geh..."

"From where I'm standing, you're quite the monster yourself, PePe."

"Look who's talking!♡", PePe says and watches as Askin stands up to leave.

"Going somewhere?♡"

"I'm getting out of here. You know as well as I do, I don't feel like hanging around here and getting myself caught up ... in the kind of crazy shit he's about to conjure.", Askin says. 

"Quite quite. I certainly wouldn't dream of calling this safe distance!♡"

"Seriously. Society always speaks badly of those who can do nothing more than imagine. But when you see someone who can do anything with just their imagination ... it makes you realise just how peaceful it was when they couldn't do anything.", Askin says and looks at the battlefield one final time. 

But as he looks, Gremmy suddenly turns his head and looks at Askin directly. 

!!!

Askin is surprised that the person he was just talking about and who he thought was deep into his fight, actually looks at him.

"What the-"

He sees something round appear in Gremmy's hand. It looks like a ball with two colours, red and white. Gremmy smiles and then throws the ball towards Askin, alerting the Sternritter as he knows the insane man Gremmy is.

He activates his power, the Deathdealing and is ready to make a run for it. Something he is known for. The red and white ball shoots towards him and hits him on the head. 

"Huh?", Askin is confused as he doesn't feel that the ball is lethal at all. 

The ball floats in the air and suddenly he feels a great suction coming from the ball and sucks him in. 

"NOOOoooo..."

The Sternritter is sucked into the ball. The ball falls to the ground and starts to shake. 

*Ping*

One shake.

*Ping*

Second shake.

*Click*

☆☆☆

||Gotcha! Askin Nakk Le Vaar was captured!||

PePe panics and tries to use his power on the Pokeball but the ball suddenly disappears. Panicked, PePe tries to flee and turns around. However ... he is suddenly blocked by ... a dog. A Shiba Inu dog, to be exact. 

"Huh? What are you-"

The Shiba Inu lowers his head slightly and opens his eyes. They shine in a bright white light as the dog pushes himself from the ground and jumps high into the air. The situation gets even stranger as the dog suddenly has a baseball bat in his paws. The powerful jump ends and the Shiba Inu falls back down. He starts to spin around himself, holding the baseball bat in front. 

PePe is beyond confused and has no idea what is happening right now. That is until the dog arrives on top of him, swings his baseball bat with full force and hits him on the head. 

*BONK*

*BOOOOOOOOOM*

"No horny!", the dog says and disappears.

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Zaraki's anger has reached its peak and his aura explodes out of him once again. 

*BOOOM*

He ignores the mini-Gremmys and rushes towards Gremmy who is looking at him with the same smile as before. He is having the time of his life. 

Just as Kenpachi is about to reach Gremmy, the Pokeball appears in his hand. 

"Askin Le Vaar, I choose youuuu!", Gremmy shouts and throws him at Kenpachi. 

Right in Kepachi's path, Askin appears looking visibly confused and angry as well. 

"Out of my way!", Kenpachi screams and cuts through Askin's body. 

"W-what?!"

*Shing*

Blood spills out of the wound and Askin falls to the ground, but Gremmy is not convinced. He has seen exactly what happened right there and understands Askin's power well. 

"Hm ... that's impressive Asking. I didn't think you'd be able to dodge that and use your power as well. Impressive.", Gremmy says and takes an old watch from his pocket. 

"Hmmm, I still got time.", he says and looks at Kenpachi who's Zanpakuto is millimetres away and just about to reach him. 

Gremmy puts his index finger on the second hand of his clock and pushes it backwards slightly. The world freezes at that moment and like playing back a movie, the scene in front of him plays back to the moment when Kenpachi cut Askin.

"And Action!"

"W-what?!"

*Shing*

"Urgh ... G-gremmy ...", Askin says as his body is cut in two pieces instead of just shallowly like before.

"You know, I just couldn't imagine you really dodging that Asking. You win some and you lose some. Toodaloo motherf*cker."

Kenpachi looks at Gremmy. Both he and Askin knew what just happened and felt themselves being pushed backwards in time. Gremmy wanted them both to know what was going on. But instead of getting scared or tense, Kenpachi once again has his bloodlusted grin on his face that threatens to split his face in half.

"YES!", he shouts and flashes toward Kenpachi.

But Gremmy just raises his two arms and points at Kenpachi, like he is pointing a gun at him. And then ... he makes gun sounds.

"Bam bam bababam ..."

From the tip of Gremmys index finger black balls shoot out towards Kenpachi. He cuts a few of them apart but some hit his body. There is no pain or anything else that he concerns himself with but one thing ... the balls start to inflate and grow larger. More and more balls impact his body and grow bigger. As Kenpachi tries to rip them off, they simply stick to his hand ...

"What the-"

Slowly he is overwhelmed as the balls grow larger and larger he starts to lose his vision. But who is Kenpachi? The strongest Shinigami. His anger peaks again and his full-powered Reiatsu explodes out of him, disintegrating the sticky balls from him. As he looks forward he sees Gremmy standing in front of him with his index finger pointed at his head.

"I know what you're thinking ... Did shoot 287 sticky balls or only 286? ... Well you got to ask yourself two questions? ... Do I feel lucky? And why is it 287 balls? ... Well do ya ... Punk? ... Also I don't know why 287, I just thought it was a good number. I am making this stuff up as I go really-"

*SHING*

"AAAAH!!! My finger!! You FIEND! That was my favourite finger!", Gremmy cries a literal river, flooding the platform slowly.

"SHUT UP!", Kenpachi shouts but he is tackled ... once again. He just never gets to finish it seems.

"Yay! Way to go mini-Gremmys! Show him what we got!", Gremmy cheers.

There are probably billions of mini-Gremmys at this point. And they are no longer messing around. As Gremmys tears continue to flood the platform, the mini-Gremmys rush towards Kenpachi yet again. They are so numerous that they form a tsunami.

"Weeeee ... mini-Gremmy Tsunami!"

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"What the...", Kenpachi looks at the spectacle and is buried underneath the tsunami.

*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM*

Buuut that's not all. In the sky, red cubes start to form. These cubes suddenly start to blink white and then fall to the ground. A rain of TNT falls on top of the buried Kenpachi setting off another long chain of explosions.

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*BOOOOM*

*BOOOOM* x1000

Pure destruction and chaos is what the battlefield is called. But it is still not over.

From underneath all the water, mini-Gremmys and the TNT a ginormous toilet starts to form. It rises from the ground and surrounds all the 'shit' that is going on. Then the toilet flushes ...

*Chunk chunk wishhhshshshss gurgle thud thud thud rrrrringrrrarrrra argh Oh God WOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHH*

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Silence settles on the battlefield and it returns to more or less normalcy. But not for long.

*BOOM*

The floor cracks and explodes revealing a bloodied Kenpachi without his eyepatch. He is looking at Gremmy with murder in his eyes. It seems like the fight didn't go as he had hoped.

"You sure are persistent. And your Reiatsu gives you ridiculous durability. Impressive. Then let us move on to Act II., shall we? Or is this already Act III? Eh, never mind."

The air grew heavy and the colour changed from dark red to a very bright red-orange. Something began to push through the clouds in the sky. Something big ... something that was burning.

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"What the hell is that?", Kenpachi asked.

"Inseki da yo. (It's a meteorite)", Gremmy said, "I made it as big as the Seireitei. So go nuts."

"A meteor? I've never cut one of those before. Isn't that exciting ... Nozarashi!!", Zaraki said with a maniacal grin.

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All around the Seireitei the Shinigami as well as Quincy saw the meteor descending and were freaking out. On one of the buildings, Bazz-B was seeing this and couldn't believe what was happening.

"Hey Hey ... That isn't funny ... WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU DO GREMMY?!"

The 'Soldat' as they were called, the Shinigami, Pepe the Sternritter, everyone looked up to the sky and their brains were malfunctioning for a moment.

"What's that ...?! What the hell's going on?!", Renji said.

"... Jeez ... this is nonsense. That bastard has gone mad. People like that ... should've been handled differently.", Askin remarked.

"I-It's ok, the Seireitei has the Shakonmaku ... all objects coming from outside are destroyed by the Shakonmaku...", a Shinigami said. But the next moment the meteor broke through without any resistance.

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"No ... no way. We're doomed. It's coming down on us! It's coming! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!", people screamed and ran around like headless chickens. Meanwhile, Jugram Haschwalth was watching this scene with a solemn expression. He might not show it from the outside, but he realises that this is dangerous.

"Protect His Majesty!", he screams to the soldiers.

"Yes sir!"

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"Well then, Zaraki. Show me what you can do. Is there something you can do? Or are you powerless?", Gremmy said without a smile this time. He was getting slightly serious right now. Haha, who are we kidding? He still wasn't serious. He had just upped the difficulty a bit. But he wanted to see what Zaraki would do. Would he do the same as he did in the story? Probably. The man looked at the meteor like he had found his lover.

"Powerless? Yes, maybe you are powerless.", he said and then began to run. He sped up and then jumped towards the meteor.

"Drink ... Nozarashi!", Zaraki said and released his Zanpakuto for the first time in his life. His Zanpakuto transformed into a great axe/war cleaver hybrid with a long, cloth-wrapped handle. The top of the blade has a brass cover with a green tassel attached to the backside. He cut the meteor in two with his power and an ecstatic face. The meteor exploded and the pieces fell to the ground and killed a lot of people ... and who it hit was very peculiar.

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Gremmy was watching this with an almost disinterested look. He was ... amused if anything.

"Who would have guessed ... that small Zaraki Brat. He's gotten a little better."

"It's simple really. There is nothing I cannot cut.", Zaraki said as he stood there in the air, looking down on Gremmy. However ...

"Well then ... What are you going to do about the second one, Zaraki?", Gremmy asked.

!!!!!

At that moment another meteor, at least two times the size of the first one, broke through the clouds and hit Zaraki before he could react.

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The meteor hit Zaraki with a force he had never felt. It was unreal how powerful something of that size was. And Gremmy was playing around right now. He wasn't really trying. He watched as Zaraki was pressed to the meteor, like a sheet of paper. He tried to press himself from it with all his might but it was harder than he thought. There was only one solution left. He grabbed his eyepatch with all his might and took it off. Reiatsu was released from him like a tsunami and gave Zaraki the necessary strength to push himself off of the meteor.

He didn't have that much time left. He pushed his Reiatsu to the max and swung Nozarashi with all his might. The cut was nowhere as clean as the first one, but the monster still managed to cut it, just before it hit the ground of the Seireitei. The meteor exploded again and giant pieces fell to the ground hitting ... only particular people for some reason.

The Seireitei was in disarray and a giant mess. This type of destruction was ... there was no word for it. They might as well build it back up from scratch.

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Gremmy smiled when he saw the state Zaraki was in. He was nowhere near as clean as he was before. He was even more bloody and full of dust. Some big wounds were seen all over his body and it looked like he would have to take a break soon.

"You are quite the monster, eh, Zaraki?"

"Haaaaa ...", Zaraki didn't say anything but exhaled some smoke.

"Haha, it would appear that we have reached the final act in our fight. So let me show you just how outclassed you truly are Kenpachi.", Gremmy said and appeared next to Zaraki. Gremmy still had his hands in his pocket. Then with a thought a giant tear appeared in space and opened up, revealing outer space. Stars were seen everywhere and with another thought, it closed again, sealing both Gremmy and Zaraki in outer space.

"Stay there for a moment while I set things up here.", Gremmy said. The body fluids of Zaraki began to evaporate and his blood was pressed out of his body. It wasn't called the vacuum of space for nothing.

"AAAAAAAHHHHH", he screamed in pain. After a while, he manages to stop the bleeding as his body is protected by his monstrous Reiatsu.

"You're back. Good. We have arrived at the last stage of our fight. I call it Gremmy vs. the Kenpachi for a day game. Now come ...", Gremmy said and slowly took his hand out of his pocket, "... and rejoice. For you may see some of my power!"

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Kenpachi is stunned. Right in front of him, in the darkness that is the void of space, a giant planet starts to form. Debris from all across the void comes together and rotates, creating a ginormous planet, much larger than the one we call Terra.

With a thought, both Gremmy and Kenpachi appear on the surface of the planet. It looks like a post-apocalyptic world. A desert and savanna-like state is seen with destroyed buildings all around.

"I have the perfect setting for you. I am a gracious host and allow you to go full power here. For the first time, you can go absolutely nuts here. Kenpachi, I'd like you to meet my friends ... the Orks. And they are dying to meet you ... right boyz?", Gremmy asks as from behind the destroyed buildings giant Orks start coming out.

"'Ere we go! 'Ere we go! 'Ere we go!"

"Allow me to personally welcome you, Kenpachi ... Welcome to the Grim Dark."

"WAAAAAAGGHHH!!!"

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The WAAAGH! is the name given by the Orks themselves to the massive military campaigns they periodically unleash on the galaxy as part of their eternal desire to seek out combat and war. The term also applies to the key concept of Ork "culture" around which the entire Greenskin society, if it can be called that, revolves.

Barbaric and savage, the Greenskins spread across the galaxy like a viridian stain. They plague the battlefields of the 41st Millennium in great numbers, overrunning any who stand before them in a torrent of bloodshed and usually mindless violence.

An Ork WAAAGH! is a war on an apocalyptic scale. Orks beyond counting swarm from one world to the next. Whole civilisations are exterminated and defenders' armies are laid to waste as the Orks plough ever onward in an unstoppable tide.

Orks need battle just as humans need food and drink. Due to their warlike nature, they constantly fight amongst themselves or launch piratical raids upon nearby enemies. Such conflicts tend to be small-scale or localised. They never really develop beyond random outbursts of violence and looting.

However, Ork populations can reach a critical mass that leads to a full-scale planetary migration. This is known as a WAAAGH!, a crusade of pure aggression that crashes through star systems in an orgy of violence.

Ork behaviour is dominated by the WAAAGH!, which is also the name given to the gestalt psychic field the Greenskins generate that affects the Ork psyche, which allows Orks to instinctively recognise who is "bigga", and therefore who is in charge, since might makes right in Ork society.

All Orks generate this field, and it grows stronger as the Orks enjoy themselves, generally while fighting, and as more of them congregate together in one geographical area.

The WAAAGH! helps give momentum to the Orks' planetary assault campaigns, which are also known as WAAAGH!s ... the Orks like to call a lot of things WAAAGH!s. Such a WAAAGH! is a cross between a holy crusade and a pub brawl, with a bit of genocide thrown in for good measure.

Thousands of Orks will gather together, drawn to the power of a single dominant Ork called a Warboss, or Warlord if the WAAAGH! is particularly massive, who is bigger and more intelligent than the Orks around him. Then the Orks will set off to find an enemy to fight and defeat.

Ork WAAAGHs! will sweep whole planetary systems away and destroy armies and fleets in tides of bloodlust and carnage, and only once the Orks have killed every available enemy will they start to fight amongst themselves again.

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Hundreds, thousands and tens of thousands of Orks start to spawn and gather around. The air is thick with the stench of oil, blood, and burnt metal. In the heart of this desolate wasteland, where Kenpachi is located still in his Shikai state, an orc settlement starts to form and to stir with an unusual intensity. Gremmy is watching everything happening from the air with a smile on his face.

Grukk the Brutal, a massive ork Warboss with skin as green as the poisonous fungi that grew in the swamps, stands atop a heap of wreckage. His eyes, glowing with fire, surveyed Kenpachi in front of him with savage glee. His armour, cobbled together from the remains of fallen enemies, clanks as he moves, the sound sending shivers through the horde gathered around him.

"Lissen up, ya gits!", Grukk bellows, his voice echoing across the entire planet since Gremmy is broadcasting it.

"Da time has come fer a WAAGH! Da biggest WAAGH dis galaxy has eva seen!", Grukk shouts like a maniac.

The orks below erupt into a frenzy of cheers and roars, their crude weapons clanging against each other in a cacophony of violence, promising both pain and death. Among them, the Nobz, hulking brutes with scars and trophies from countless battles ... which Gremmy imagined of course, began to push their way through the throng, rallying the smaller orks into something resembling a formation.

Around the edges of the camp, mekboyz and painboyz, the mechanical geniuses or rather lunatics? ... of Ork society, work tirelessly. Mekboyz tinker with war machines as the others are walking towards Kenpachi who looks like he is experiencing an orgasm.

The Orks are experiencing the growing power of the collective psychic energy of the growing horde. Made possible by nothing but Gremmys imagination, the psychic power is fuelling the Orks and making them more powerful.

"Da power of Gork and Mork flows through us!" Grukk screams, "We's unstoppable!"

The frenzy intensifies as the Ork army, begins to gather around their leaders and the Warboss.

"WAAGH! WAAGH! WAAGH!"

Their chants grow louder and their energy seems to resonate with one another.

Grukk raises his massive claw, and shouts with a primal roar of untold carnage, officially starting the WAAGH!

"WAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!"

The horde roars in agreement, their bloodlust given physical form. The WAAGH was more than just a warband; it was a living, breathing force of destruction. It was the embodiment of ork culture, a tidal wave of green-skinned fury that would sweep across the stars, leaving nothing but ruin in its wake.

And so, under the blood-red sky of Krumpus Prime, the WAAGH began to form. The Orks, driven by an insatiable hunger for war, finally attack. Their machines of war, their savage weapons, and their unyielding spirit all pointed to one inevitable outcome: Kenpachi would die, and the orks would revel in the chaos they unleashed.

Nothing would ever be the same anymore. For no one involved.

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*BOOOOOOM*

The carnage had started. The Orks with their massive bodies rushed towards one position, Kenpachi's position. The Shinigami who has been observing everything appearing out of nowhere, finally gets out of his stupor.

He takes his massive Zanpakuto and swings it around, killing tens of Orks with a single swing of his arm. Blood splashes everywhere and the mechanical parts are destroyed, adding to the growing pile of rubble and debris. Kenpachi is ecstatic. Finally, he can go all out and kill anything in his path.

*BOOM*

*BANG*

Explosions take place all around and Orks die in the thousands. But they love the fight. They love death and destruction. Nothing stops the horde as it moves further towards Kenpachi and uses all of their weapons and vehicles to kill the man.

"YEAH! Bring it on!!", Kenpachi shouts like a madman and fits right in.

But the strangely advanced weaponry of the Orks is not just for show. They do a lot of damage and Kenpachi can't cut all of them apart, they are just far too many for that. The entire might of an evergrowing Ork WAAGH is pouring towards Kenpachi, all set on killing the Shinigami.

After hours of fighting, Kenpachi all bloodied and near death, finally and for the first time says the magic words ...

"Bankai...!"

*BBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM*

Kenpachi's already ridiculous amount of Reiatsu multiplied, making it rival the ENTIRE might of the Ork's psychic energy that fuels them. All sense of logic and self has left Kenpachi as he turned into a raging beast of destruction. And the battle takes a turn after that.

Death and chaos... those two words describe the scene perfectly as the monster that is Kenpachi Zaraki kills millions of Orks and slaughters them while they continue to attack and wound him. All of their explosives and guns are gradually doing damage but their psychic energy is diminishing.

That however is quickly remedied by Gremmy imagining more and more Orks spawning. The seemingly boundless Spiritual energy of Kenpachi and the ever-growing psychic energy of the Orks clash, resulting in apocalyptic scenes.

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Gremmy floats next to Kenpachi who is battered and broken. The planet exploded, leaving Kenpachi in the void of space, gazing at the stars.

"How was it? Did you have fun?", Gremmy asks.

"... yes ...", the hoarse voice of Kenpachi is heard. He is missing parts of his stomach and two limbs. There is even a hole in his head.

"What is ... that?", he asks.

"Hm?"

Gremmy looks in front and sees what Kenpachi is talking about.

"That's the birth of a galaxy. Quite a wonderful scene, is it not?"

"..."

A black book appears in Gremmy's hand with two white words written on it. 

"This is farewell. I think it's time I write your name in this book. The 'Bonk Note'.", Gremmy says and starts writing a name on a blank page.

'Kenpachi Zaraki'

A baseball bat the size of a star appears and with the speed surpassing light, it descends towards Zaraki.

"Farewell ... Kenpachi Zaraki."

*BBBBOOOOONNNNKKKK*

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A/N It took a while to create a good fight that satisfied me. And I think it was pretty good. I had to research quite a bit about the Orks and their weapons to make the fight much better.

I was going for a chaotic, stupid, incredible type of fight. Gremmy has trained for centuries and it is to be expected that he can easily take down Kenpachi. I just had to find a way to make it as enjoyable as possible.