J. Family X-mas
Dylan looked at Zaiden and Zander fighting over what decorations to put on the Christmas tree. Zaiden wanted flowers whereas Zander want traditional decorations. Zyder was preparing food in the kitchen.
Their place allowed them to be in the kitchen and the living room. You'd only know the difference with three columns in the middle. The J. family's expensive house was built in between mountains because they liked their privacy.
"Do you have a decoration idea you want, Dylan?" Zyder asked
The twins stared daggers at him and he told them he had none. They continued to argue until Zyder clapped his hands.
"Can we just have two trees?" Zyder frowned "I'm close to a headache."
"Good idea." Zaiden smiled
Zander nodded his head frantically to soothe Zyder's annoyance. It was already Christmas Eve and they hadn't decorated the tree yet. Hard to believe the twins insisted on it because they wanted presents from Santa.
Zyder and Dylan accepted the tiny innocence they had left within them. They were pushed upstairs to finally go to bed.
Christmas
The twins dragged their elder brother down the stairs happily with Dylan right behind. To their surprise, they found coal everywhere making the villains frown.
"WHERE ARE THE PRESENTS!!!" Zaiden yelled, "THIS IS FRAUD!!!"
"No actually, naughty children get coal for Christmas." Zyder informed, "If we tally: you started several wars for entertainment, killed various people important or not in your life, and conquered a country on a whim."
"Let's not forget." Dylan added, "You stole this mountain where our house is."
"WE'RE VILLAINS!!!" The twins went as if it was a justification
Dylan and Zyder looked at them with pity wondering what happened. They didn't think that was a good enough reason to be on the nice list.
"Anyhow. Clean up this coal, let's eat." Zyder smiled
"NO!!" the twins yelled
"Oh no." the other two thought in agony
"We are going to Santa now, to get our presents." Zander frowned
The twins mostly showed this childishness and pettiness at home so they were tired. They just wanted to enjoy their holiday and Zyder smiled, "Alright, bye-bye now."
"WHAT?!" Zaiden reacted
Zyder grinned, "Go. I'll have bûche de noël."
"Please put the roasted lamb and turkey in the microwave," Dylan asked nicely with hands pressed together
"Alright. Zander, would you like to take Christmas pudding with you? I can pack the cappelletti in brodo for you too." Zyder said, "When are you coming home?"
"NO!!"
Dylan and Zyder were perplexed why they stopped them from happily progressing with their holiday. The twins' faces seemed somewhat angry but that didn't concern them right.
"We're all going," Zaiden told
"WHY?" They asked
"We're a family!" the twins announced
Dylan grumbled but finally agreed and looked at Zyder with puppy eyes.
"No way!!" Zyder frowned "I don't even believe in Santa anymore! No-"
"Brother?" they went as tears ran down their cheek
"Urgh- Fine." he sighed
Dylan disposed of the eye drops as the twins from a siege making them cringe.
"We've always wanted to ride one." they smiled
Dylan took the emergency flamethrower and set the wooden structure ablaze without a second thought.
"Too much?" Zander asked
They nodded in unison. A hole opened in the ceiling as the J. Family fly out on hoverboards.
"To the North Pole." the twins grinned
"Urgh." Dylan and Zyder frowned "We got caught up in their pace. There goes our Christmas."
'The tundra home to some of the most exotic survivalists in the world. *Rumble Rumble* In this environment they thrive without any *Cracking*'
"What is that sound?" the environmentalist asked "We're here to bring awareness to the melting ice caps."
The reporter pointed at a machine moving through the ice and the J. Family eating ice cones. They were shocked as it passed them.
"Brain Freeze," Dylan groaned
They saw a house and happiness overcame the twins' faces seeing Santa's Factory. Nutcrackers blocked the way as Santa himself came.
"Ho ho ho-Naughty brats." he frowned
"We came for presents." Zaiden beamed
"As if I'd give devious kids like your presents?" Santa went "You're on the naughty list for a long time."
Zaiden and Zander seemed down when Zyder peered into their face. He sighed and snapped his hands making several explosions happen.
"What?" Mrs. Claus exclaimed going to check the commotion
Gingerbread men surrounded the J. Family with sharpened sugar canes. His reindeer came as well prepared with lasers floated by their sides.
"Cute." Dylan smiled "Sadly, we're on a high-protein diet."
The tails of the snakes in Dylan's shadow shot out like spikes. They crumbled the gingerbread and one dragged a reindeer into the shadow.
"You!" Mrs. Claus exclaimed
Dylan's forked tongue licked his lips in response with no shame. Mrs. Claus held her rolling pin and threw it toward them.
"What do we do with that?" Zyder wondered looking at it
Suddenly the cooking ware imploded sprinkling flour everywhere.
"Damn you, Claus." Dylan blurted out
A spark was created causing a strong explosion but Zyder bad a barrier. No matter what happened the twins' mood didn't seem to improve and they stood quietly.
Three wrapped girts came and Zyder gave them, "Merry Christmas, villainous pricks."
"Thank you, brother."
The light in their eyes in twins' eyes lit up holding their presents. Santa threw a star cookie, a cut appeared on Zyder's cheek and blood ran down.
"You naughty children!" Santa frowned "You'll be on the naughty list for a long time."
"So....see you next year?" Zander smiled
The elves ran out as Mrs. Claus made more gingerbread men give chase. The family started to run towards their machine.
"Ho, ho, ho- J. style." Zaiden laughed
The J. Family managed to run away from Santa's forces until Christmas ended and keep their presents.
"I have to do this next year?" Zyder frowned lamenting
The twins smiled and looked at their wrapped gifts happily not wanting their first Christmas Present to be spoiled.
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