"27 million Gold Giblets, also known as, 2.7 billion dollars," I said like a sleazy car salesman. I really dragged out the word 'dollars'.
"Where? How? Who? What? Why?" He said.
"For where, I got it from a portal dungeon. For how, I did really well at a mini-game. For who, the president of the Kabutomi Corporation. His name was Ed. For what, it was a reward for completing the dungeon. And for why, why not?" I said.
"That was far less illuminating than you made it sound," he said.
"I know. I'll explain for real this time. I went to another portal dungeon with Victoria. The mission was to save the president's daughter, but the president turned out to be the president of a mega-corporation. He tried to not pay me anything, and then the system said that a "negotiation" mini-game had started and that it would determine the rewards of my mission," I said.