Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Where Is My Bucket?
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Xu Que stood there with a shiny smile on his face. He waved his hand and said, "Buttface, come here!"
"What?" Buttface widened his eyes vigilantly.
According to his experience of being bullied by Xu Que for all these years, he figured something bad was hiding behind Xu Que's smile.
Xu Que said, "Nothing! Just come over, I will give you something delicious!"
Buttface said, "No!"
"What the hell? Why don't you want it? You are so skinny now! I guess you didn't have anything good to eat on Earth, right? You should increase your nutrition intake!" Xu Que said lovingly, as he looked at Buttface's stout body.
Puff! "Don't try to fool me! If you really want to give me something delicious, just throw it to me!" Buttface sensed something was wrong, but he couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food.