Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
We Are Doomed!
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Do it now?
What do you mean?
People were shocked by Xu Que's words. When they turned to Xu Que in puzzlement, they found he was loosening his belt!
Gasp! Buttface gasped and shouted in surprise, "Holy sh*t! Little brat, are you always so horrible? Don't tell me you want to do that with a corpse!"
"No, please don't do that! Little brat!" Duan Jiude also said in surprise, "This dead woman was pretty. But it is still very dangerous to do that!"
Hearing that, the other people in the area were flabbergasted!
Do that with a corpse? The dead woman is pretty but dangerous?
What do you mean by saying that? Does it mean Xu Que is going to…?
Puff!
Xu Que stared at Buttface and Duan Jiude and said disdainfully, "Perverts! Your brains are full of filthy ideas! Haven't you ever watched a zombie movie before? How could you be so ignorant? The most effective weapon to defeat zombies is a virgin boy's pee!"