Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Wang Zhai Little Bun
Editor: Translation Nation
The White Fox lady froze.
‘This… This monkey, how dare he say…’
"Smelly monkey, stupid monkey, how dare you take liberties with my sister?! I’ll fight it out with you!" the Red Fox girl brandished her claws and fangs as she rushed towards Xu Que.
Xu Que extended his arm and pressed his hand on the little Red Fox’s head.
No matter how much the fox swayed her arms and kicked, her reach wasn’t long enough to hurt Xu Que.
"Wang Zhai Little Bun, how are you going to fight me with your stumpy arms and legs? I am the famous long-legged big brother!" Xu Que replied disdainfully.
(T/N : Wang Zhai refers to a cereal drink which has a very cute child for a mascot)
"You… Smelly monkey! How shameless!" The little Red Fox embarrassedly chided but no matter how much force she used, she could not advance and could only punch and kick the air.
"You have no boobs!" Xu Que rebutted indifferently.
"Smelly monkey, I…"
"So flat!"