I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
The netizens of Huaxia laughed again.
"Pfft!"
"Another oh no?"
"Which province is it this time?"
"Ha, ha, it goes without saying! Of course, it's the R Province!"
"This guy is just filled with drama from head to toe! I'm impressed. He's so shameless!"
"I bet that the R Nation will be doomed!"
"What a pity! So many senseis who taught us this and that are going to die. What a pity!"
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The netizens of Huaxia resumed their daily routine of peaceful banter. They had completely let down their guard, since they assumed that Huaxia was unquestionably safe. However, before Xu Que could open his mouth, a helicopter suddenly approached, and the second-in-charge of the Rothschild conglomerate, Mord, shouted anxiously through his megaphone, "Don't be deceived, Angels! That was not Province H of Huaxia, but H Nation! He's using your hands to destroy their enemy nations!"