Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
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Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Buttface had been delighted to give Xu Que a harsh kick. In a way, Xu Que was glad to be kicked as well. Buttface was happy because he finally got to teach Xu Que a lesson. Xu Que was happy because Buttface's direct kick dispersed the embarrassing atmosphere in the room.
Buttface, thank you!
Xu Que opened his eyes and began to chant the magic words of the inscription on Buttface's collar. Buttface suddenly screamed with pain and fell to the ground.
"How dare you try to sneak-attack me?!" Xu Que said angrily.
"Nonsense! It's you who sneak-attacked me!" Buttface said. "I thought you were passed out!"
The collar was getting tighter and tighter. Buttface was furious.