I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
A familiar howl echoed in the underground palace again.
The Taoist Body activated the collar. Buttface, who had turned himself into the Kylin Patriarch, lied down on his stomach.
However, Xu Que had figured out that although Buttface had changed his form and enhanced his strength, his personality had not changed. He was still good at bragging, but he was also still a cowardly dog deep in his heart.
"It hurts!" he howled. "Brother Que, brother Que, please let me go!" Buttface admitted his defeat, patting the floor.
"Eh? You've changed back? Are you going to be arrogant? Are you going to act tough?" Xu Que asked with a smile.
Buttface shook his head with a long face. "No, I will stop acting tough. Damn! After eating the blood essences, I still couldn't defeat you!"