I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Buttface, that's enough! Don't you feel disgusted doing this every day?" Xu Que asked Buttface in a scornful manner.
Buttface said, sulking, "Damn! I just use it to nourish my body. Why can't I? I'm not proud?"
"OK, OK, OK! I won't waste my words on you! Let's find them first!"
Xu Que waved his hand. He didn't want to waste his time on Buttface. He started to check the places in the south. According to the traces left by the serpent, they were headed south, and they were far away from here. Otherwise, Xu Que would have found them with his Soul Strength.
Boom!