I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"What?" Jiang Hongyan was confused by Xu Que's words. Apparently, she didn't understand what he meant.
Xu Que had taken this opportunity to lie on his stomach on the bed. Then he said tenderly, "I have a mean backache. Do you think you could massage it for me?"
Are you kidding? Do you really think I am going to lie down with you? It is just a trick!
"You have a backache?" Jiang Hongyan said with surprise. She waved her hand firmly.
Whoosh!
All of a sudden, a strand of light landed on Xu Que's waist with healing strength and went through his tendons and veins. It felt so comforting! But this was not what Xu Que needed. His back was more powerful than most people's. How could he have a backache?
Jiang Hongyan closed her eyes and started her cultivation again.
"Ouch, Hongyan, I have a toothache.Could you check my teeth for me please?" Xu Que shouted.
Whoosh!
Instantly, a strand of light dashed toward Xu Que's mouth.