I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Howl! "Where is the bucket?" Buttface came to himself and was annoyed immediately. "Crap! I had saved such a big bucket! How could it disappear for nothing? Who? Who did this? Damn! Just step out here! How dare you steal my dog blood in broad daylight? Crap! Step out, and let's have a duel!"
Buttface yelled at the mountains and forests around him.
"What? Someone stole your dog blood? Who did this?" Xu Que asked and pretended to be surprised.
"I don't know! Damn! This is so mean! I didn't expect my dog blood would be stolen in this wicked way!" Buttface said angrily.
Xu Que shook his head and consoled Buttface by patting his head, "Forget it! This thief must be quite powerful! The most important thing is that you are OK! So, you are not wounded, right?"
Xu Que's sudden concern shocked Buttface. "I...am OK!"
"OK, I'm happy to hear that. Buttface, Money comes and goes. The most important thing is your safety. Do you understand?" Xu Que said.