Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Invitation from Han Ying
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
An… earthworm?
His words stunned everyone in the area. After a short while, all of them realized the meaning of his words, which again surprised them.
This guy is so cruel saying he will repair Dong Genji's penis with an earthworm—he's implying that Dong Genji's penis is very tiny!
Moreover, if his penis is broken, how could he repair it with an earthworm? This is absolutely absurd!
"I don't have time to do that!" Buttface howled. "I will treat others first. When he feels numbness instead of pain, I will come back to treat him!" He started to walk toward others arrogantly.
At this moment, the other nineteen people lying on the ground got suspicious.
Can this dog really heal our wounds?
Why do I get a bad feeling about this?
"Wait! Let me use the Mute Art first!" The one lying beside Dong Genji was the Elder of the Gong Family. He worried he would cry out, so he used a magic art to mute himself hurriedly.