I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"Oh gross, I haven't seen this old b*stard for lifetimes, and this is how he ends up. He's horrifying and dirty, and I don't want to carry him on my back," Buttface said as he looked at the creature that had been in the grave with a disgusted look on his face.
"Since you've said this, I'm now really curious. What exactly is the species of this seafood?" Xu Que asked, as he'd been surprised at what had come out of the tomb.
"This is...can't you guess?" Buttface pointed at the creature and turned toward Xu Que. "This is the Sea Tribe's king, and they call it the Sea King."
"Sea King?"
Xu Que raised his brows in wonder. "Is this a sea cucumber?"