Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
I Need Someone to Bully Me, Otherwise, I’ll Feel Uncomfortable
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"What?! What have I taught you? I've done nothing but bully you for the last five days." Xu Que was surprised.
I know your helpers are going to arrive here tomorrow, and you want me to stay here so you can get your revenge!
"No, no, no, you're being too modest. In the last few days, I've learned a lot from you. Please stay here for one more day!" Shang Wu said seriously.
I've survived the last five days of bullying. It's fine for me to go through one more. Just be patient, he'll pay the price tomorrow.
Buttface was astonished by Shang Wu's words, as he had never seen someone asking for being bullied.
My god! I've never seen someone as shameless as he is.
"My goodness! Do you think you might be a bottom? I'm sorry to tell you I'm not gay. You should find someone else to do it for you, but still, I can give you some suggestions." Xu Que waved his hands.
Shang Wu was confused. "What suggestions?"
"Drip wax on your body!"