I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
"The Exploding Heavens Faction is awesome! Faction Leader is awesome!"
At that moment, the man in the black robe swung his arms and shouted at the top of his lungs. He was thrilled and bursting with happiness as he came running toward them. As he was running, he grabbed a stone from the ground and threw it directly at the disciples from the aristocratic families. "D*mn it! Son of a b*tch! How dare you hunt me down! Now my Faction Leader is here, it's your death row now!"
"F*ck, you're so whiny and full of profanity, are you looking for death?" Buttface unexpectedly appeared overhead where he cursed and dashed toward the man dressed in the black robe; he was going to bite the black-robed man.
The black-robed man was so frightened that he almost fell onto the ground as he quickly shouted, "All Hail the Exploding Heavens Faction's Vice Faction Leader–the Mighty King!"