I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Bang!
Lu Zhouhe punched the table abruptly. Then he stood up and shouted angrily, "Behave yourself!"
All the rest of the young men also stared at Xu Que angrily.
"How dare you!"
"This is totally outrageous!"
"How dare you disrespect Miss Dong again and again? What do you think you are doing?"
"If fighting wasn't forbidden here, you would have been killed a long time ago!"
People kept scolding Xu Que. At last, Lu Zhouhe also said something tough to threaten Xu Que.
Xu Que sat there and said with a calm smile, "What? Jokes are not allowed here? You are so serious! Why do you attend a banquet? You need a symposium!"
Then Xu Que fixed his eyes on Lu Zhouhe and said with a smile, "Lord Lu, just now I performed physiognomy for you again. The result is that your life will be ended in a calamity of blood today!"