I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Xu Que and Madame Ya hadn't seen each other for so long and had finally met. The love between them had bloomed like a flower.
Xu Que had sex with Madame Ya the whole night.
Madame Ya was so satisfied, and so was Xu Que.
"Since you left, I always stood alone in the moonlight, missing you," Madame Ya complained.
Xu Que smiled and said, "I have good news and a bad news, which do you want to hear first?"
Madame Ya wasn't a stupid woman. She even guessed what Xu Que was going to say before he said anything.
She hugged Xu Que tightly with her smooth and pale arms and said gently, "Hero Li Bai, I only want to hear good news, only good news!"
What?
Ji Qiu Ya, please don't be like this. One always chooses to hear the bad news first…
Xu Que forced out a smile and said, "The good news is that I'll stay here for five more days."