Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Good Brothers
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
In the same forest, on the same mountain, in the other direction, the corners of Xu Que's mouth ticked up as he listened to Buttface's voice reverberating in the distance.
"Buttface, you wanna play with me? You're still not up to scratch..."
"Boy, you'd better come out soon. We were so close in our previous lives. Can you bear to watch Your Holiness being bullied and humiliated by other people?" Buttface's voice rang out, echoing off the mountain.
Xu Que shook his head and smiled without saying a word. The moment he'd heard it, he'd known that this fool had been trying to lure him to reply so he could lock in on his location and drag him into this mess, and then run away at his first opportunity.
"Ah, Brother Xu, please come out here quickly!
"Lord Brother, don't tell me you've forgotten Buttface?
"Don't you remember all the days when we fought alongside one another?"