I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
The Seventh Princess was surprised, her mouth slightly agape. Xu Que, who had been scolding people since the moment he had first opened his mouth, had now unexpectedly made a comment praising her for her beautiful voice!
Buttface was not satisfied and howled at Xu Que, "this deity's voice is also silvery and crisp, yet you chase me around and want to kill me! This is gender discrimination!"
"Bullsh*t, you sound like a duck! And you've got cheek to claim that your voice is silvery and crisp! For goodness' sake, your voice is like the sound of barbell dropping onto the ground!"
Xu Que glared at Buttface.
"Owww, shameless!" Buttface immediately howled in frustration.
Xu Que couldn't be bothered with him. He looked at the Seventh Princess and instantly become gentlemanly. With a light smile, he said, "my beautiful princess, how about I treat you to some spicy hot pot? The type that costs six dollars!"