Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Buttface and Duan Jiude
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
"Uh…seniors!"
"Ha, ha, ha, awesome, say it again!"
"…Seniors!" The guard's lips twitched helplessly. He endured it and addressed them again. He had no choice. Rules are rules, and they dared not break them.
"Ha, ha, ha, Buttface, what's going on? I didn't lead us the wrong way, did I? I told you earlier, it's the right choice to come to the Earth Continent. Why must we suffer in the Heaven Continent?" The dirty old man burst into laughter and made a show of himself in front of the dog.
The dog gritted his teeth at once and replied angrily, "Duan Jiude, aren't you embarrassed to say that? If it weren't for you, would Your Holiness be hunted down for three years?"
"Tut, tut, tut, don't mention the past! What's more, if it weren't for the fact that we were hunted down and happened to see the Heavenly Tripod List, we would never know that Xu Que actually came to the World of Near Celestials and was in the Earth Continent!"