Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Are My Magic Arts Fake?
Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Bang!
The man in red flew across the room.
He was shocked and in great pain, for the dog's tongue had fractured his finger!
How … could this be possible? the man in red exclaimed in his heart.
Cold sweat appeared on his forehead. Because the nerves of his fingers were directly connected to his heart, this slight wound caused him severe pain.
"Ouch! It hurts! Ah, ah!" the man in red cried.
Buttface snatched up the piece of barbequed pork and started screaming.
Because of his cries, everyone thought that Buttface was wounded. However, when they turned around, they found that Buttface was unscratched. He continued to scream hysterically as he licked the barbequed pork.
The corners of everyone's mouths twitched.
Damn! This shameless dog!
The man was furious when he found that Buttface was unwounded.
I am the one that is wounded! Why are you screaming? the man thought.
"You are seeking death!" the man said.