Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
A Body Part
Editor: Translation Nation
Xu Que’s question wasn’t actually difficult. The problem was that nobody dared to voice out the correct answer!
What did Er Dan say? Since he lived beside Old Madam Wang and Old Madam Wang’s son asked where he live…
What else could Er Dan reply? Of course the answer was… I live in your mother’s c*nt!
(T/N : "I live right beside your mother sounds very similar to "I live in your mother’s c*nt!"
The exact chinese words for it are 住你妈勒戈壁, whereas the words for "I live beside your mother" are 住你妈的隔壁)
Hence, Er Dan was beaten up savagely!
However, this answer was extremely vulgar and thus nobody present dared to utter it.
Afterall, Madam Ya had just said that she didn’t want to hear any sort of vulgarities or uncouth language being spoken right in front of her.