Ch 1: You died gurll
In a normal day in the normal civilization of the year 2023 where most teenager are suicidal, lives one boy who is bored as hell with his life cause he's a lazy ass bitch.
"IM BOREEDDDDDD!" The guy said in his whiny ass voice."ughhhhh, why can't I find a good gay p*rn!" Did I mention the guy is so bored that he finds entertainment on p*rn on a daily basis?
No? Well, he is, so let's see what this horny teenager has for us to offer in his puny life.
*MC POV*
I was scrolling through gaymaletube looking for a good gay p*rn since I'm bored,like literally, I've done everything i can to be honest, oh I forgot to introduce myself! How silly!
/AN: Don't mind hum breaking the fourth wall/
My name is Jack Colen Moko! I'm currently a teenager who is bored as hell. You might ask, why not go study, my answer to that, who would? I'm looking for entertainment not torture.
Like I could do job, bit why should I? I'm bored not broke, you see the reason I'm so bored is because I'm lazy, that's all I don't want to do anything that involve movement but I'm boreeedddd,but I don't want to do anything that involves physical movement!
I mean like I've tried all source of entertainment,from cartoons to manga to novel to fanfic! Heck even p*rn and even hentai games, I've tried It all from Camp buddy to pride and submission, I've played it all!
Don't even get me started on ai, cause I have done that too! From talking to Gojo to doing rpg! I even look for ai that could do nsfw for free!
Do you see my frustration now? I have nothing left to watch or play!
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Now that you now that shit it's time to go back to the real world!!
"Ughh should I watch Cade maddox? Or Austin? Oohhh maybe, Blake Mitche-" *BANG BANG*
"PUT YOUR HANDS UP WHERE WE COULD SEE THEM!!" WTF IS HAPPENING!!!???
'WTF!! ARE THE POLICE DOONG HERE!?!?!' I thought to myself as I thought of that u put my hands up and tried to talk to ask what's happening!
"*bitchy noise*" the police looked at me weirdly 'FUCK, WHAT WAS THAT, WHY CANT WORDS COME OUT OF MY MOUTH!'
I tried to talk again "*imagine the sound of a dinosaur except less terrifying more on wtf?*"
*BANG!!* A gunshot was heard then I saw all the police panic expression 'why are they panicking???' I question to my head, so I tried asking them, this time words come out of my mouth "why???" I ask them
They looked at me and pointed at me, well at part of my body, then I saw I'm bleeding!!
"I'm a girl now?" I said as I cough out blood then I died and weirdly enough I found myself floating to space,feeling nothing,like there's just emptiness and nothing else.
There's like a void in me, sucking everything,my emotions, my soul, and my memory.'NO!! NOT MY MEMORY PORN!!' and with realising that the void is getting my memory porn I decided to fight back to It, I don't know how but I somehow put up a fight to it, again I don't know how
"Let go you dumb bitch!!!" I screamed loudly as I tugged my memory back to my own, I guess? Since I don't have a body, so yeah
"Who are you calling a dumb bitch?" I heard a voice like a salvation, like a saviour, like someone who would...ah nevermind it was just God.....GOD!?
"Oh my go- wait what are you doing here gurll" I said as I am playing tug of war to the void and the rope is my memory
God looked at me with amusement "I know I'm hot so stop staring wink wink* I said to God
"What are you doing little one?" God asked me "I'm playing tug of war, with Mr void here" I said as the void let out a growl to say hi I guess
"Interesting.....a human defying the void" God said "talk to you later God, when I win against void here!!" I said as I focus on tugging again "oh look there's a bird!!" I said to the void and pointed at his back and with that he lost focus, I quickly pulled my memory! But something else happened, I pulled all the souls and experience and memory from the void and even void itself inside of me
"I guess mission failed successfully?" I tried to convince myself,yeah it's fine it's not like I have all this memories on how to become a lawyer a doctor a mage, a witch!
And I panicked and when I panick I went to God
"GOD!!" I said as I am a sobbing mess "what is it child?" God asked me "I win against Mr void but accidentally sucked the void and all souls that is inside of the void!" I said looking like a mess
"Oh, that is rather suprising" God told me "what should I do!??" I asked God and he replied to me "dunno" and that stopped me from crying "you don't know? But you're God! You're omnipotent! How could you not know!?!?!?" I said with anger to God
"I don't know because I don't know, no one was meant to hold the power of the void even me, I could not contain the void,but you, you managed to contain, not just contain but I could see the void merging with your soul" God told me which shock the hell out of me
"Tell you what child I'll reincarnate you to a new wold for you to start anew" God told me
"Make me pretty, but still make me a guy I don't want to have a vagina" I said to God.
He just smiled at me but I know he's pretty much saying bullshit about me at the back of his mind, how do I know? I don't know, maybe it's the Void it let's me see through God
"Well off you go now child" God said and just like that I was reincarnated
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"Awww sweetie he's so cute!" I heard a woman said "what should we name him?" Now it's A man, I'm guessing they're my new family?
"Emrys, Emrys Altair" my new mama said and I felt kisses onto my head, as I open my eyes, I saw my parents they are Koreans!! I'll be an oppa!! 'Maube I could be an idol!??' I thought since looking at my parents knowing good genes are running through my body as we speak, well I can't speak right now but you get it.
"Emrys~" I heard my father said to me "FREEZE!" I heard someone screamed and mother and father is feeling terrified "hand over the baby" the new person said and guessing from her voice she's a she
"We won't had him to you!" My mother said and my father stood there and the biggest plot wist I saw my entire life happened!
"We will, sugarcake~" my father said to my mother with an ugly face not a human face it's like someone vomitted on his face
"KYAAAAA! YOURE NOT MY HUSBAND WHO ARE YOU!" my mother yelled then boom she died the so called fake father of mine rip a hole of her chest and got her heart in his hand and started eating it
'Kinky' I thought to myself, the woman spoke and said, "yoive done your job well, now it's time for you to go to hell" the woman said and she muttered some spells, I'm guessing
'*gasp* a witch!' I thought to myself as I saw the so called father dies by being burned to death
"Now you're mine~" the crazy woman said, and looking at her she looks like a pervert, sure I want to be a witch, but I don't want to grow up being groomed by some ugly woman, so I did what any baby would do
Cry!
"Stop!!!" The woman yelled, I cried more and she had enough she tried to do a spell on me And when she did she disappeared like a void sucked her into nothingness
'Am I harry potter?'