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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

Chuck45Single · Ficção Científica
Classificações insuficientes
155 Chs

Fake Friends & Real Enemies

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I've never eaten on a roof terrace before and now I'm wondering why. 

The Adolfo seems to be a small Italian restaurant, offering traditional cuisine with a modern twist. Or at least that's what the front of the menu says. 

Lamps and lanterns are shining their light onto the wooden tables and there are flowers everywhere. Green ivy is covering the brick walls and slithering its way into the night sky. 

Somewhere soft music is playing, underlining the quiet chatter and adding to the romantic atmosphere.

This might be my new favorite place. 

"Honestly, I wasn't sure if you'd get the job. Not because you're not good enough or lacking talent but Beatrice can be a bit tough. I'm sure you've noticed."

I look up from the menu and into Isabella's pretty face. "Oh, I have. She is intimidating! I thought you're already a boss bitch but that woman...how are you guys friends?"