Character Glossary

Here is a list of all the important characters of the book so you can come back when you get confused. Some of the information might spoiler a bit so don't read this before starting the book.

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🅾🅽 🅴🅰🆁🆃🅷

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𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚎𝚛

With only 22 years of age, this emotionally unavailable Texan has already screwed over way too many times to ever make it to Heaven. Gotten a girl pregnant? Check. Almost burned down a soccer field? Check. Drank himself into a coma and turned into a ghost that got stuck inside a robot and is now looking to fight his way back into the living realm? Hell yes.

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𝙸𝚜𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊

Have you been looking for a prime example of a lesbian milf that is not only charming and smart but also drop dead gorgeous? Well, today is your lucky day! Let's just hope all the drama and stress of having to save the entire world won't trigger her anxiety disorder...

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𝙹𝚞𝚍𝚢

Ah, the spitting image of a sweet, innocent soul with the voice of an angel! Judy is a rising star and I'm sure that one day we'll be seeing her in Hollywood. That is, if she survives the apocalypse.

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𝙹𝚊𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚛

As Isabella's ex boyfriend and murderer, this guy already has the odds stacked against him. But oh well, this is what happens when you sell your soul to Satan.

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𝙺𝚒𝚛𝚊

Need a yoga teacher and coitus coach? Call Kira!

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𝙽𝚘𝚊𝚑

Noah "f*cking" Henderson, better known as Noah Capricus, is one of Parker's old classmates and bully victims. But don't be afraid, my child. The stars are telling him, that the universe will fix it. Karma is on its way.

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𝙼𝚒𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚗

Michigan Lake (I think that's his actual name) is one of Judy's new coworkers and definitely not there to make life easy for her. Will they ever be friends? Who knows.

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𝙰𝚕𝚎𝚡

Alex is Parker's little brother and probably the only sane person left on Earth.⠀

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🅰🅵🆃🅴🆁🅻🅸🅵🅴

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𝙺𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗, 𝙷𝚎𝚛𝚋, 𝙻𝚞𝚌𝚊𝚜 & 𝙲𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚔

These fellas work at Afterlife Ltd. Yes, they are all dead. Some of them deserve the title 'employee of the month', others...not so much.

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𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝𝚎𝚛

He is paranoid and clueless but he is trying this best.

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𝙲𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚜

Ever thought about how fascinating seals are? No? Well, I guess you two won't become friends then.

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𝙽𝚘𝚡

This woman is kinda scary and not up for games. She also doesn't like to talk about herself and loves keeping secrets. Very shady...

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𝙹𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚗

Jordan is one of Afterlife's standard bodies. That's it.

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🅷🅴🅻🅻

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𝚂𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚗

The devil wears hard hats and knows everything about climate change. Who would have thought that Lucifer was such an environmental activist?

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🅷🅴🅰🆅🅴🅽

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𝙿𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚊

This chick has the coolest job ever, I mean, she is the mayor of Heaven! But watch out, Pris. Too much power and you might become corrupted.

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Other important characters you'll encounter: Kennedy the hooker, dentist Pete McJizz, the adventurer's guild consisting of Goldres, Aehorn, Cordon and Fatima

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🆃🅷🅴 🅷🅸🅶🅷🅴🆁 🆁🅴🅰🅻🅼

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𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑

Finally the right representation for all the enbys out there! Death doesn't care about stereotypes or expectations. Especially not those created by "mortals". Pfft! They are way too cool for that.

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𝙻𝚒𝚏𝚎

She is a sugar mama (and also Death's ex but we don't talk about that here.) And if she had gone to highschool, you can bet that she would have been crowned Prom Queen. Because hellooo, who doesn't love life? Oh, right...