Facing some.. mental issues.

"Oh, what's this? I'm fine. That's cool." Well, that wasn't qute true. I was still feeling an unnatural amount of joy, and I also had a light head.

"[abnormal status resistance] is.. doing it's work." I sniffed a flower.

I decided to meet the girls, but it seemed like I couldn't use skills to teleport right now. Well, it was still better than going rampart.

"Hoh, ho hooo, an old man by the door~" I skipped, sung weird songs, and just acted in a very unsettling way.

With this slow tempo, I waddled through the town, marvelling at every sight, good or bad, until I finally got back to their house.

"Ello? Howareyouding? Hehe. Hehehe." My words were slighty jumbled, and just wanted to laugh.

"What's happened to you?"

"Looks like he's been drugged."

"Drugs? No, no. Don't think so low of me. I'd never." It was quite ahrd to make long sentences, so this was the best I could give.

"A. Anyways. I'm gonna leave now. Bye!" Somehow, I managed to teleport away.

Everything just felt too good to be true. Ahh, this is pretty bad. I could probably end up getting addicted to this, eh?

I strolled around the place where I defeated the giant goat head, and, for reasons my clear-minded self could not know, tried to carry it with me.

"Well this is hard.. Oh, I know! Hehe, let's get strong!!" I opened up my status.

[Name: River]

[Level: 2657]

[Race: 65% human, 35% ?????]

Health: 7847/26570

Mana: 11918/26570

Energy: 6685/26570

{Intelligence:163

{Agility:300

{Strength:300

{MovementSpeed:300

{Stamina:200

[free skill points: 1444]

[Abilities]

Potion master F+ (can evolve)

Portal scroll S+ (can evolve)

Chilling touch S+ (can evolve)

[Titles (passive abilities)]

Devastating Attack S+ (can evolve)

Abnormal status resistance F+

Anti-hero MAX

Passive regen E-

Strength of the weak S+ (can evolve)

Analytic thinking S+ (can evolve)

*to turn off small exp notifications, press [disable S. EXP notifications]*

"That's a new button I haven't seen before. Cool. So so cool. And, click. Nice."

"Oh, I want round numbers. Hehe, they look so cool." I said and put a some points into intelligence.

{Intelligence:200

{Agility:300

{Strength:300

{MovementSpeed:300

{Stamina:200

[free skill points: 1407]

"I'm intelligent now! Great, but lets get real strong. Full points into strength!" Just what the hell is wrong with me. Haa, I regret doing this without [abnormal status resistance] maxed out.

{Intelligence:200

{Agility:300

{Strength:1707

{MovementSpeed:300

{Stamina:200

[free skill points: 0]

"Nice. Now I can hurl that bad boy. One, and two, and.. three!" I ripped out the head straight from the ground along with the neck and all the roots.

*boom*

Using the head like a hammer, I smashed the ground.

"Oh, what's that hole?" While I was enjoying the clouds on an unethical level, I saw a wormhole in the sky, at the exact place where the goat head was located originally.

Of course, me being me, without second thought I kicked the ground with all my force to fly into the air together with the goat heat, leaving a large crater in the ground.

~~~

"Oh, hey friends! Umm, but where am I right now? It's so beautiful here!" Did I just call a few tree monsters "friends"? Oh, I might know why that though came to my head when I saw them.

They looked a lot like the goat head, but smaller. No, they didn't really look like it, but what made them similar is the structure. Roots at the bottom, a neck - a stump for the tree - and a head at the top, only the goat-head exceeded their size by about five times.

So, the question still stands. Where am I? This looks to be a forest, only all of the trees are replaced with tree monsters. I don't know what they're called, so I'll just go with "Ents" for the time being, thought that might actually be their name.

This room had a sky above it as well, only this time it was dark, but no stars. A faint glow came from somewhere, just like moonlight, although I didn't see a moon anywhere around, and I was really not in the state of mind to think about anything that required more mental power than 10. How much is 10?

Well, I'd rate it on a scale of one hundred. 10/100, if you will. Anyways, what I'm trying to say is - thinking is the one thing I can't do right now.

"Oh, you're coming to play with me? Hehehe.. *whoosh*." I grabbed the goat head by the roots and swung it around in a circle, completely obliterationg the ents to shreds.

"You guys are so fun! Let's goo!" With this shout, I charged at them, smiling my widest smile, and started swinging the head again.

I can't even count how many of them I've shredded already. 200? No, way more. It's probbly over 500 by now. I kept running around, like I had a mental issue -which, in fact, I did - swinging my giant "hammer" left and right.

I didn't even pay attention to the horrifying screaches, which the ents kept making just before their inevitable death, because they just sounded like music playing in the background to me.

"Haaa.. Haaaa.. Haaa.. I, *yaaawn", wanna sleep." using the good'ol trick, I summoned the four manipulators and tied the cerberus hide to them. I flew up into the air, about 100 meters up, and took a long-awated nap.

~~~

"Oh, good morning world! Wait, what the hell? Why is the scenery different? Khaah!! Ahh!" I screamed in pain, as the usual headache kicked in and all the memories of what happened while I was "drugged" came back.

"The fuck did I get myself into? Jees, I don't want to trust my "other self" every again. It should be better next time though, since abnormals status resistance levelled up for sure in this space of time.." Having layed out the facts, I was presented with a new problem.

"So, now I need to get myself out of this mess. Great. Just bloody great!" This whole situation got me pretty mad, as you can tell.