When Aero wake up,he saw the princess in his bed in a cliché way a harem anime takes place.
The usual reaction was of course,to scream in suprise and ruin this beautiful scene,but Aero was never normal.
Aero took a picture of him and the princess in bed and posted it online.
The website he posted which is BragYourGf that is pretty much strait forward to why it exist,exploded with incoming comments in a way that would make any content creator cry in shame.
The comments said:
UglyEgg:Wow she is so beautiful,what's her name.
PlayfulCat:I would cry in shame,full of regrets and complain how this bastard was so lucky.
Great Onee-Sama:My faithful encounter appeared before my eyes,you are unworthy of this woman,she would be better of with me than you.
CricketKilleer:Oh please,my girlfriend is much more beautiful than yours (my love,please forgive me).
Ecchi-sama:which model is it my friend,never saw one like yours.
Tr0ll M4ster:What ugly woman
GirlCatcher:Stfu
.....300 comments more.
Aero enjoyed this but to the now awakened princess,Aero was staring at her,causing her to blush and roll away.
Aero noticed the movement and 'hid' his phone.
Aero:Hey,where are we
Princess:In the master bedroom
Aero:What!!!
Princess:You don't remember?,strange,you were so wild yesterday.
Aero:Stop joking with me,are you serious?😓.
Princess:Of course i am,i wouldn't get anything if i *giggle* *hic* lie *giggle* *giggle*🤗.
Aero:I knew it,of course it was just a trick😥.
Princess:But we could make it real if you want,😳.
Aero:Thank you for your accommodation,i will go now😓.
Princess: please wait!!!,am i not good enough for you?!!!😢.
Aero:You are beautiful enough,but I'm just not ready,plus i got a wife too😅.
Princess:then i will just be your cucubine😊.
Aero:But she may not be fine with it😯😇.
Princess:then i will just kill her,so i would be the only one you love😋.
Aero:goodbye dear🤗.
Aero vanished from the chat,i mean the room.
Princess:(tsundere mode activated) you will be mine Aero,hahahahaha.
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(Play:Team Rocket Theme Song)
Dark Gandalf has finally appeared,with him is his army of evil and cute cats,who quickly win the hearts of women who saw them.
Though Gandalf's intention was a silly and half-assed plan of destroying the central kingdom of Azure called Fishdom.
And it quickly backfired as women which was too close for comfort,for the cat at least😏,stole the cats to be kept at home and live their lives in a 'prison'.
The cats quickly retreated,but the remaining few who was attracted by the smell of fish was captured,their foolish decision made the cat question their stupidity someday but not for now at least.
Gandalf has no choice but to take matters into his own hands,but only to accidently grope a girl during his monologue.
(Sorry Gandalf,But It Was Worth It)
Was sent flying in a fashion similar to anime perverts flying in the sky by a punch,a familiar shining star can be seen and for some reason made all men saw Gandalf's face which compelled them to salute in admiration.
Well guys if you want to see the compiled stats of Aero then here it is.
[Name:Aero]
(Stats)
[Attack:8(+1)]
[Defence:8(+14]
[Speed:14]
[Charm:11]
[Control:21]
[Mana Storage:200]
[Rating:A weak teen that can use powerful magic,a slightly above average wizard]
[Items:Beginner wand,Teleportation (remaining uses:3),Beginner Armor,Biginner Sword]
[Magic:Principle Magic,Elementary Magic (Lightning,Fire,Earth,Water,Air,Poison,Teleportation,Street Magic), (Invented)Cosmetic Magic]