after ken

After Ken she found another, a man she didn't

"love like a brother". Sending her kids to a boarding school and paying for their tuition knitting sweaters with alpaca wool. Her new beau was like a fairy tale, tall and strong but kind of a whale. His smile was bright like a burning lazer, and from attackers he'll protect with a tazer. This new beaus name was Chad, and he really didn't want to be a dad. Which was the reason she banished her kids for half the season. Chad and Shays sloth didnt get along, chad threatened to turn the poor thing into a bong. Shay yelled "I don't condone animal violence " leaving her house cold with silence. Shay has had enough of men, and she really and truly still misses ken

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