Ill Fated Relationship

In the desolate streets filled with flames and bodies of the innocent, two individuals were seen locked in a staredown at each other, one giving a devilish grin, and one giving a gloomy look.

"Well, well. well, if it isn't Mini," Terroriser said with a grin, "And what's this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch. Progress!"

Mini Ladd retorted, "Really? Still with the pedo jokes? You still haven't changed, you retarded twat."

"Excuse me, but I'm an Irish Terminator! I blast a shit ton of Leprechauns to get this title! I deserve to be called such."

"Anyway, we are out-topic right here, we should get into it,"

Stepping forward, the space around Mini Ladd began to distort as a crimson glow shone beneath his glasses, letting out a sadistic grin.

"You have been chosen to reveal my existence to the world! You will witness what happens here today, and you will tell of it later," He said, bringing out sword-like claws from his hands, "Except you won't... 'cuz I'll have killed ya! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha...!"

Terroriser claps his hands in applause, "Oh my! Brilliant speech. And unoriginal. That's totally from Boondock Saints."

"What? No it isn't. I came up with it a week ago!"

"Whatever. Where are your other MAP friends?"

"The only one left here is your sorry pale arse."

"So what do you want anyway? Why are you here in this city? Elementary school ain't even here."

Halting his steps, Mini Ladd's eyes narrowed at Terroriser as he muttered, "Okay, you know what? Fuck it."

All of a sudden, Mini Ladd vanishes like a mirage. At the next second, he silently reappeared behind Terroriser with his hands coated in black flames.

"With just a touch, you'll be seeing Jesus."

As Mini Ladd was about to grab Terroriser with a spell that was able to cause instant death to living organisms, his eyes caught something down below Terroriser's elbow.

Casull.

"Boom."

Bang!

With a loud bang, the silver gun shot as a bullet struck Mini Ladd in the head, blasting him back and collapsing on the ground.

"Headshot."

Kicking the motionless body of Mini Ladd, Terroriser smirked and turned around to head back.

"Well, now that that's over, gotta back for a bowl of my favorite cereal, "Count Choc-"

Shing!

Terroriser didn't finish as his head was instantly separated from his body.

DECAPITATION!

Somehow, Mini Ladd creepily rose up from the ground with the bullet flattened on Mini Ladd's forehead before falling off, revealing his skin seemed to be intact, not even a bruise.

"If guns are your main weapon, well I'm sorry, they don't do shit to demigods though." He laughed and begins to walk away, "Well, now that that's over, gotta back for a bowl of my favorite cereal, "Frankenber-"

Interrupting Mini Ladd's sentence is when he heard… music?

With an epic choir played in the background, Terroriser's headless body slowly rose up with his head regenerated with nanomachines materializing it back.

"You done goofed."

"How the hell did you do that??"

"Fuck you, that's how."

"...You know what? I've had enough of this."

With a wave of his hand, Terroriser's arm falls out, but he seems to be unfazed. Instead, he brings out his other arm and lets out Jackal before running around Mini Ladd, firing the black gun alongside the silver gun in his recovered arm, and firing his two guns over and over.

The bullets yet again bounce off of him and let out a quite saddened sigh.

"Like I said, guns ain't do shit."

However Terroriser gets his right where he wants him and manages to get a nice kick right to his temple. However, he grabs his leg and tears it apart.

To Mini Ladd's surprise, the severe leg he held turned into metallic sand and headed into Terroriser's leg and recovered back.

"That is no regenerate spell I've ever seen before."

"Spell? This is nano-technology, bitch!"

"Ah, now it made sense." Mini Ladd said as he raised his hand.

"What are you doing? Casting another magic trick?"

"Maybe, but this time you'll be dog shit soon."

"What are you...?" Terroriser stands a little confused. However before he could make any move, a massive beast made of darkness emerges from the hand and roars out and charges at him. Terroriser looks and recoils as it headbutts him in the body, and it lifts its head up.

It causes the Terroriser to fly upward. It goes up and tries to bite at his arm, yet he catches it out of the air. Bringing out Jackel, he aims the beast and shoots it, causing it to roar in pain. However an arm pops out of his mouth and he blows Terroriser's head off with a mighty blow.

Mini Ladd, now in his demon lord form, stood up, looked down and grins at the crater he made and Terroriser residing in it. The latter gets up and brushes the dust off, seeing that this fight is going to be pretty unconventional to the fights before it.

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"What the hell? This is certainly... new."

Mini Ladd laughed evilly, "For years, I've wanted to forget everything and move on, but no, you retarded fucks kept messing with me over and over, especially with you and that dumbass Nogla in a reaction video."

"Woah! You watch me and Nogla's reaction videos? I'll take that as a compliment."

"Enough! It was not until May 12, when I was suddenly transported into a world known as the Dark Realm, full of monstrosities in hellish landscapes." Mini Ladd muttered as he gritted his teeth in rage.

"...Okay? Do I really even care what you've been through?"

Mini Ladd seemed to ignore him as he continued, "Now, entering this new world, a new purpose had formed within me, for I'll venture and take revenge against you meddling cocks, and-"

Interrupting Mini Ladd once more is when Terroriser loudly groans.

"Ughhh! Oh my fucking god! Can you guys even shut the fuck up! Why does every villain even love to monologue and shit, modeling your dialogue off the villains of 60s Thor comics."

"...Damn, you got a point."

Mini Ladd drops down, causing a crater when he lands. He stands up, shadows and eyes forming as he stands up, this time easily towering over his foe. Terroriser scoffs a little bit and pulls out a Mobile Turret mode Chain Gun and bullets are fired.

Mini Ladd, on the other hand, let out a wicked grin and walked through the storm of bullets being fired upon him.

"You should know that doesn't work on me." Mini Ladd says that with a devilish grin as shadows from behind Terroriser.

A shadow looms over him as he turns around to see a twisted amalgamation of flesh forms behind him. It tries to fall on hin, however Terroriser immediately jumps back. He looks at the eye filled amalgamation that is pulsating on the ground. Terroriser walks back in disgust, and explodes it with an RPG from his slot. However it justs pushes the liquid like substance back while he ponders what the hell he is going to do to face this weird opponent

"Egh, that is the grossest thing I've seen other than a 250 pound shit!"

"Hahahaha! Oh, I wanna hear your dying gasp!"

As Mini Ladd says that, he sends out a massive shadow beast as it roars and destroys all of the buildings from its path before gobbling up Terroriser whole. Mini Ladd looks slightly disappointed, thinking that Terroriser was going to counter it.

His familiar was returning to him, however before it got to him it stopped, and he started to choke. A bulge comes out of his forehead, getting thinner and thinner, until eventually a sword's blade pops out of his head.

With one giant thrust, the beast's head falls off and it rolls on the ground, as the monster starts to fizzle out, Terroriser walks out wearing his [Armor of Zeldarein]

"I'm going to wipe that damn pedophilian smirk off your face."

"Then bring it on!"

Grinning, Mini Ladd rushes over to his opponent at unbelievable speed, going for a punch. However Terroriser easily blocks the shot with his enchanted Netherite Sword that is coated in crimson energy, and jumps over him. He stabs him in the back, swipes at his legs, cutting the back of his feet off, and it rips off so he falls face first onto the ground. Stomping his head in, each stomp gets more and more blood everywhere.

Just then, his body melts into the ground. The rest of his body goes into cracks in the cement. Terroriser looks around for him and realizes that blood is coming from all over the street as he stabs at the ground, hard enough to shake it.

"Run coward! You could at least be a little unpredictable."

"I'm just getting started."

The blood raises up and shoots up high in the sky. Terroriser looks around as it begins to twist and swirl, suddenly it becomes sharp rods, and they begin to shoot at Terroriser, who uses the energy around him to morphed itself into a protective dome in order to defend himself, however some of the bloody rods go through and manage to stab him.

Terroriser groans and the barrier dissipates, as Mini Ladd forms back and he once again towers over him, he simply punches the ground, and it begins to collapse, Terroriser flies up and sees that he is gone, looking around, it is too late before he realized that Mini Ladd is above him, giving him with a really powerful punch, knocking him right on down to the ground

"DAMN IT!"

"What's wrong!? Gotta cry?" Mini Ladd said mockingly in the air.

"Fuck you, Mini!"

"Agahahaha!"

Shadows surged out of Mini Ladd as various shadow beasts from small to big began to crawl out of there and jump at Terroriser, trying to devour him.

However...

At fast speed, Terroriser brings back Casull and Jackal and shoots at the shadow monsters, all of them were obliterated with one shot from his guns with the screen spins around as he fires at all of the familiars.

Once killing all of the monsters, Terroriser reloads both guns within a split second before firing them both simultaneously at Mini Ladd, who dodges all of the bullets with relative ease while flying toward him. He gets a more sadistic expression as he impales him through the body and flies with his body.

Terroriser looks at Mini Ladd as he points Jackal at his face and he looks smug.

"What? Another bullet, those do not do anything to me you dumbass!" Mini Ladd says as he laughs.

Terroriser's lips curve into a smile and Jackal in his grasp is suddenly coated in crimson energy, causing Mini Ladd's expression to change as a sudden felt of danger hits him.

"...Oh ._."

BANG!

A bullet mix with black and red is fired, exploding into Mini Ladd's face which causes him to stagger and releases Terroriser from his grasp. Once he escapes, Terroriser quickly kicks the bastard in the back of the head and strikes him down to the ground. Terroriser follows him on his way down, and right before he fully hits the ground he increases the force of energy of both of his arms by a lot.

"BAZOOKA!"

Reeling his arm back, Terroriser instantly punches Mini Ladd in the chest so fucking hard that he flew straight through twenty eight buildings before he ends up inside of a Day Care

The kids, unfortunately, were crushed under the rubble.

"Seriously, a One Piece reference? Lame, this is getting damn annoying," Mini Ladd grumbled, his eyes narrowed on something on his lap, "Fuck, now there is a fucking hand on my crotch!"

"Well, I guess little Timmy finally gets to give you one last handjob before you smash him to bits." Terroriser jokes.

"RAHH! ENOUGH WITH THAT PEDOPHILE JOKES, BRIAN!"

In a total rage, Mini Ladd flies at Terroriser, stabbing him right in the face, he holds his hand down and a magic circle appears, and he screams.

"[MAXIMIZE MAGIC: VERMILLION NOVA!]"

As he says that, a giant pillar of fire appears around Terroriser, but his arm emerges from the flames with Jackal 2.0 and shoots Mini Ladd in the face. Walking out of the fire unfazed, Terroriser confronts Mini Ladd, who glares at him as the former simply gives him a simple grin.

"It appears we are at a direct stalemate, old friend!"

"...Not really."

"And why is that?" Terroriser asked, still having a smirk on his face.

Staring at Terroriser from his spot, Mini Ladd takes a deep breath, "The Bird of Hermes… is my name."

Terroriser raised an eyebrow, "What the hell are you saying?

"Eating my own wings... to make me tame."

Before Terroriser could understand what he meant, a sudden feeling of dread invaded his half-human brain.

"Wait, this feeling... aw shi-"

Couldn't finish his sentence when Mini Ladd spreads his arms out as the shadows of his body push out, and it begins to come out like a tidal wave toward Terroriser as an endless number of eldritch abominations reach their arms out and almost get to him.

Terroriser gets a more scared expression as he instantly flies away to get out of there. He looks down in utter shock, watching as the massive tsunami devours anything in the city. Anyone who gets caught in it, the monstrosities within the dark waters begin to rip anyone apart, tearing apart their limbs and devouring their body.

In a matter of seconds, the whole city section is now flooded into a sea of black water, where it lies countless Lovecraftian horrors within.

"Holy fucking shit! Is this hell!?"

"Come on, Brian! This is just one of my many overpowered shit I have in my arsenal!"

Suddenly, a large tentacle emerges from the black sea and grabs Terroriser, manages to pull him inside of the waters filled with horrors. The monstrosities in the waters begin to try to forcibly remove the armor from Terroriser as he lets out a look of fear.

"S-Shit!"

"It appears our fight has ended a bit soon, this is my win." Mini Ladd said in the sky as he began to fly away.

"HELL NO!"

Suddenly a giant crimson light envelopes the city and all of the monsters that were on him completely get destroyed, and a red forcefield manifests, protecting him from the horrors.

Gradually standing up, Terroriser stood with most parts of his armor from top to bottom torn for the first time.

"Ah fuck…"

Suddenly, his eyes widen as he feels himself being pushed and he falls on the ground with a gasp, looking up he sees the crimson eyes from the person who he used to be friends with

"That didn't go well, did it? But it's nice knowing you, old friend."

Black flames coated into Mini Ladd's palm and went closer into Terroriser's vulnerable face to end him there. But...

Shing!

As if the world was split into two, a golden sword slash was struck down from heaven. However, Mini Ladd effortlessly swept it away as the attack destroyed several buildings in the distance.

Gazing upwards, Mini Ladd lay his crimson eyes onto the shining figure of a blonde woman in armor that appears divine in nature.

This was Samara.

"Ah, if it isn't the Catholic dogs, sucking your Goddess' big dick just to get her so-called fate." Mini Ladd said in an emotionless tone.

"Demon Lord Pablo, that man belongs to me." Samara spoke, her words seemed to tremble the world as her flashing eyes gazed upon him.

Mini Lad giggled, "Well, aren't you the naughty one!"

"Don't make me stab you in the fucking head."

"Try me! I should have killed you a hundred years back then, but my master said he had another plan for you."

"Indeed, you should have killed me that day, but today, it's me who will finish it in the opposite way." Samara declared as she unsheathed her heaven-defying sword, making Mini Ladd Burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha! You? Just because you got slightly stronger?" Mini Ladd sneered, "I didn't expect the one who sucked a goddess' dick could crack such a joke without knowing her place. What a joke. A Goddess' fuck dog or not, your era is finished, so grandma should fuck off."

Samara chuckled, she was not offended, she would be an idiot if she were to fall for such an obvious trap.

''Anyway, how is your Queen, or High Priestess?" Mini Ladd asked after seeing that she was not falling for his trick.

"Killing your dogs." She simply responded.

"Alright fine, let's kill-fuck each other," Mini Ladd said before unfolding his four-pair wings from his back and flew out of Terroriser's field and flew towards Samara at unimaginable speed.

In response, Samara did the same.

CLANG!

BOOOOOM!

Everything looked simple but happened in less than a second, at a speed that was simply impossible to comprehend.

A kilometer away, Terroriser's expression turned grim.

"OH JESUS!"

Terroriser screamed as he retreated from the terrifying massive black tsunami as a result from the clash heading his way, so he immediately flew into the air and watched the scene from afar, which even made his mechanical heart sink.