A Wild Primordial Deity Appeared! Oh Fuck!
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Today is our first alliance meeting. I swear I have been as careful as possible about it, but there is clearly something problematic here!
I came back from the White space and The Undefeatable Naval Advisor informed me that one of my visitors was already there. That surprised me a bit for I had told both my allies to come a bit later.
Still, I didn't think much of it. I'm recognized as a pretty easygoing water Goddess so it's not that surprising that one decided to come early. Apparently, according to the tuna, IELOF is busy taking a shower.
Now why the Hell he felt the need for such a mundane thing is a mystery, but I won't question it too much. Maybe it's a fisherman's ritual or something. I know he has a few of those. I make sure to tell the tuna to check up on him to ask if he needs anything and when he'll come out.