- "Don't yule, Gunther."
- "Look for yourself."
Mentally rolling his eyes, Jack concentrated on the modifier.
The Gift of the Baron of Saturday [Ur - 1]
"The Gift of Baron Samedi" is a passive modifier that gives the user a number of abilities related to sexuality, childbirth and death.
Additionally: All sexual activity brings twice as many Evil Points
— "Nothing is clear." — Jack thought warily - "Why on earth would I get twice as many evil points? Why is the modifier so good?"
- "I'm just being kind today." — O'Dim spread his hands with a sweet smile
Jack felt sick from Gunther's words that he was "kind" —"Popizdi me here. I'm not stupid enough to fall for cheese in a mousetrap. Tell me the truth or I just won't even think about completing the task."
"How careful you are... and stuffy."
- "Well?.." — Jack stood his ground, looking at Beatrice, whose face expressed a very different palette of emotions
While the conversation was going on, he used Belial's Eyes on her once to make sure of the lady's sincerity.
As a result, he understood why she decided to crawl here with an apology.
"Of course you haven't repented. Covering your own ass is probably the only thing that will make you apologize to someone." - Jack smiled weakly to himself, calmly looking at her
Gunther clapped his hands, "Okay, I'll let you in on the details of the modifier."
- "I'm listening."
— "Firstly, since the modifier is associated with the birth of children, your tadpoles will become insanely active and tenacious. Moreover, the children born from your seed will have a certain percentage of their father's talent, that is, you."
- "That is...?"
- "Let's say if you make a child now, then he will have talents for physical and mental development. Naturally, whoever is born, it will be a handsome man or a beauty with a kind of velvet skin. Your vitality is phenomenal for a human, and although the offspring will not fully inherit it, still, their health will be a dozen heads higher than that of other people. To put it simply, with this modifier you will become a father whose children are imbued with extraordinary."
— "So..." — Jack said to himself a little awkwardly, being a man that he hadn't thought about children at all yet —"... next."
— "Secondly, as for death, this is a reserve for the future. By increasing the level of the modifier, you will receive twice as many evil points for killing, but already now you will begin to feel some things related to death. For example, if someone dies nearby, you will feel it. Along with this, you will feel how soon a person will die."
Jack frowned inwardly.
- "For example, you can feel the coming death from a stranger that is absolutely healthy, but fate has turned out that around the corner she will be robbed, raped and strangled. You will feel the cold breath of death that is already breathing down her back."
- "This is... very interesting." — Jack was very interested
Is it possible that having such an ability, he will not be able to protect his loved ones from deaths?
Even without the doubled evil points, the modifier was very good.
— "And yes..." — Gunther smiled broadly—"You will also feel your death."
Jack tensed.
— "You will feel this icy hoarse breath on your neck and the back of your head. Needless to say, it's useful to know that death is waiting for you?" O'Dim spread his hands with a twinkle in his eyes
"So far, it's too good to be true," Jack quickly told him, "Get to the point of double points for... sexual activity."
O'Dim lifted the corner of his mouth—"As you wish. Doubled evil points are primarily associated with the very sexuality and the birth of children multiplied by the Evil System."
- "Don't tomi."
Gunther tilted his head to the side — "You were not a particularly sociable person, but in Ruanapur, especially in Ishtar, you managed to hear enough peasant tales that after so many people, the whores in the brothel were completely... "worn out"?"
— "Where are you going?.." - Jack squinted, with an unpleasant feeling of understanding
Mr. Mirror spread his hands — "This is a favorite topic of many idiots who do not understand simple anatomy. The vagina is an extremely hardy and elastic organ that quickly restores its "natural" structure. If not, then women, after the birth of children, simply lost the uterus from any movement."
— "I'm not stupid, I don't need to explain the obvious." — Jack waved off — "Maybe I didn't study well at school, but here, with the help of books and increased intelligence, I restored and multiplied knowledge. Even after the birth of a child, everything is restored, although it will take some time."
- "Well..."
"What...?"
O'Dim smiled somewhat ominously — "You will become a nightmare that appeared in reality in order to bring their stories to life."
"Wait... what...?"
O'Dim's eyes shone with vice and cunning — "All the women you sleep with will adjust to your rather big size and in the future it will be easier for them to give birth to a child."
Jack couldn't find the words to describe the shock and outrage inside.
- "Roughly speaking, after you, others will have nothing to catch. At all. Even if there is someone with the same club between his legs, he still won't be able to bring even half of the pleasure that the lady with you will experience."
— "You fucking gave O' Dim?!" — without any embarrassment, Jack shouted to himself, widening his eyes — "It's vicious to the horror! I am!.. I'm going to make them crippled sexually!"
- "Aha!"
- "To be dissatisfied all my life?!"
- "Aha!"
- "Even if the clitoris is involved?!"
- "Aha!"
— "What are you doing, bald!?" — Jack shouted at him with extreme indignation, and Gunther was only amused — "It's clear that double evil points will be given for such crap! Here, not even double, but fivefold increased evil points will not show the whole essence of horror, what can be done with such a fucking ability! Once with me and a cripple for life?! A fucking great prospect!"
- "Come on." — shrugged innocently O'Dim — "Not everything is so terrible."
- "Come on!?"
— "Doesn't it turn you on, huh?" —Mr. Mirror's eyes sparkled temptingly—"To be unique. Be the best and memorable forever. Just imagine that after sex, such a woman will compare you with her husband, reproaching his weakness because of dissatisfaction? In my opinion, this will well support the amount of CHSV in your body."
- "Why the fuck don't you go with such support!?" Jack couldn't find a place for himself, having already forgotten that Beatrice was standing in front of him, chewing his lips in thought, trying to come up with a plan
— "Why are you so rude?" — Gunther pouted caricaturally — "You're trying your best here, you're holding out an olive branch..."
— "Stick a branch in the asshole with such modifiers!"
O'Dim grinned ominously — "Grumble, grumble, stink like a waste pit, but you know what? I know that you will not give up the modifier, no matter how you are now crucified in indignation."
- "You!.." — Jack froze, although he clearly wanted to continue to be indignant — "You bald goat! In!"
- "Fair enough."
- "Of course!"
— "Only children can offend even more touchily." — O'Dim waved off with a teasing smile — "Practice at your leisure, otherwise it does not roll in any way. Are you the bearer of the Evil System? Come up with better insults."
- "Fuck you!"
At this time, Beatrice took a couple of steps and leaned forward, resting her hands on the table.
Not small breasts in a corset beckoned, but Jack did not see them, even Beatrice did not see them now, indulging in a mental assault.
"How dare you ignore me!?" Beatrice shouted maliciously to herself, but asked aloud with a tempting, slightly arrogant grin — Am I not turning you on? Are you not a man? Should I worry about your manhood?
Jack looked at her face, with a little surprise — And... you're still here.
"Bastard!" shouted Beatrice, gritting her teeth
— As for your proposal for the evening… I'll think. Jack was saying with a complicated expression on his face
Only Beatrice took such a reluctant expression for an insult.
As if he was doing her a favor to "think" about the evening, and not her.
If it wasn't for the realization that once this asshole beat her up so that she had to go to restore her nose, then she would have jumped over the table to strangle the asshole.
In fact, she felt a kind of fear, like a dog that has already been punched in the face once.
Well, the realization that the guy in front of her had clearly become much stronger than before, cooled Beatrice's anger even more.
— Great. — she almost spat out the words, turning around sharply, causing her big elastic ass to shake in front of Jack's eyes — I'm waiting for the evening.
Closing the door with a bang, she left the office.
— Well, the temper ... — sighed Jack
There was silence.
And in it, he began to indulge in thoughts about the task.
Double evil glasses and the ability to feel death is very cool.
To mutilate... women in this way for life is extremely terrible and vicious.
- "Listen, eighty percent of women don't even know what an orgasm is and only simulate it..."
— "Shut up." — Jack muttered — "Don't bother thinking."
- "Who's in the way? I, on the contrary, help."
After thinking a little more, Jack wrinkled his forehead — "Are the glasses double permanently or just for... the first time?"
- "Constantly." — grinned O'Dim
- "That is... if I will... "play tricks" only with Revie, Sophie, Coco, Chiquita and Valmet, then...?"
"Yes, the evil points will be doubled."
- "I see..."
The door to the office was again opened unceremoniously, without any knocking, and it looks like it was opened with a foot.
- "Did you come back?.." — Jack frowned, being dissatisfied with such disrespect on the part of Beatrice
But when he looked up, he saw in the doorway a girl in a black loose T-shirt, short denim shorts and a cigarette between her fingers.
Roar >
— Did you decide to fly into the light early in the morning? Jack smiled softly, relaxing
Well, almost relaxed, since he remembered how he had fooled them by accusing them of being alone.
After standing on the threshold and smoking in silence, Revie squeezed the cigarette in her fist and threw it into the trash can next to the door, while chewing her lips a little — How are you?
— It's fine. — Jack smiled, slapping his left collarbone with his right hand — Everything is healing like on a dog. I'll be as good as new soon.
— It pleases. — the girl answered without the speed that set her apart from other girls — Ahem... well, you are... that... sorry.
Jack smiled warmly at Revie's funny, uncertain look.
Is it worth saying that a girl like her is very nice when she apologizes?
Looks like a guilty kitten.
The only problem is that because of this, Jack was internally banging his head against the wall, since he said everything then only to cover his ass.
— Revie, no need to apologize. — he sighed — Honestly. I'm not offended.
— Well ... — the girl twitched her nose, approaching the table — But you're still sorry, okay?
Jack smiled weakly—Good.
— Listen, while I was walking here, this tall impudent fifa almost knocked me down. — Revie said with displeasure, sitting down with her elastic lovely ass on the table — Can I make a couple of holes in her body, huh?
— No need. — Jack jerked his nose — He brings a big one, so as long as he doesn't turn up his nose too much, you can tolerate quirks.
In response, Revie clucked with displeasure — Okay... damn, I've been asking Dutch and Benny, so they tell me about that evening... did you really rip out the dude's... face?
Jack looked away—Maybe.
Revie shook her head — You're fucking scary in anger.
— Hey!
— And mighty. Children will be scared of you now for ten years.
— Well, thank you.
The grin on Revie's face became dimmer, and her eyes, becoming serious, began to shine sensually — I really ... can't describe how I feel about this. Did you really kill an entire pub with a cartel gang because of me?
— I wasn't alone. Jack quickly objected
— But you killed the lion's share, so then you also slapped that bitch in the face, because she prevented you from taking me to the hospital.
— There's nothing to be particularly proud of here. — Jack pursed his lips — Losing my temper, I interrupted both the cartel and ordinary bar patrons who were involved in the showdown.
Revie's hand dropped to her stomach.
Closing her eyes, she said in a strange tone — From the thought that you were so worried ... and did this for ... everything turns inside me from awe and love. I didn't think it was possible to love even more.
Jack forced a sour smile — To fall in love with a woman, you need to become a monster?
— Don't exaggerate, you know what I mean. — Revi snorted with a smile, opening her eyes that looked with adoration — Such strength, determination, care ... for you, I will destroy anyone, from a child to a God.
— Roar. — Jack said somewhat nervously, feeling an almost fanatical and insane look filled with love on himself — There is no need to elevate me like that.
— I'm not elevating. — the girl smiled confidently — She just finally managed to sensibly assess the man next to her. What kind of bastard would do that for someone like me? I am…
— That's enough. — Jack said quickly, getting up and taking her in his arms — I did what I wanted. You don't need to elevate me, and I certainly don't want you to try to repay the debt. Just... let everything be as it was before.
Revie, burrowing into his chest, loudly inhaled the intoxicating aroma of his body— Otherwise what? Will you spank me?
"I'll spank you if I have to." Jack grinned good—naturedly and warmly, stroking her back
— You've changed…
Jack froze
— Not only externally, but also internally. — she spoke softly — Almost two different people. It's hard to see a kind innocent chubby in you, who was afraid of me at every meeting, avoiding any contact.
"You... you don't like it?" Jack swallowed
— How can I say ... not that I don't like it ... it's just that you're becoming a typical resident of Ruanapur ... — Revi sighed — At our first meeting, you seemed infuriating to me, but nevertheless, interesting and enticing. You weren't like everyone else.
Jack chuckled weakly—Is it like everyone else now?
- no. That hasn't changed. — Revi grinned — I mean... this city ... these lying vile people ... you don't need to give them the opportunity to change themselves. Be yourself and stand your ground. Until the very end.
— I'll take it into account. — Jack calmly closed his eyes, although everything inside was turning over from the conversation
— By the way, be careful. — she came out of Revi's embrace with a serious face — Something is not going well in the neighborhood. Someone walked around the area like a typhoon, crushing several small gangs in a jewelry way.
- Yes?.. — Jack opened his eyes and looked at the ceiling — I wonder who it could be…