71 | R.I.P Burrito

7:01am

: i proposed

: WHAT

: WHAT KARA WAIT WHAT

: I NEED DETAILS

: AND IT WAS TO LENA RIGHT

: KARA

: yes it was to lena

: who else could i possibly propose to other than my girlfriend for three years who i love very very much

: right that makes sense

: sorry my body is thrumming with energy and i think i'm vibrating at a frequency no human can perceive

: YOU'RE GETTING MARRIED!!!!

: i'm so happy for you oh my god

: thank you!! i'm super excited too!!!

: and i love her so much

: DETAILS KARA

: i'm so proud of you, kara!!!

: about time might i say

: thanks mom!!

: okay right details

: um well lena was actually planning to propose to me too

: did you guys end up pulling a maggie and alex?? like what me and maggie did

: lena actually came to me and asked for my blessing

: obviously i said yes because you two deserve each other and the world

: yes yes now on with the details

: lay it out for me

: no we didn't pull a you and maggie

: well i didn't actually have a ring

: still looking for one by the way

: anyways, the weather was nice last night so i took her flying in the evening

: i kind of blurted it out that i wanted her to marry me

: in classic kara danvers fashion

: then she revealed her plan of asking me to marry her and then that's it

: oh and she hid the ring she bought me in a bag of kale and proposed to me at 1am

: that's really cute

: oh no i'm soft

: i'm so incredibly happy for you kara

: as am i

: you'd better tell me all of the wedding planning details!! i'm so excited!!

: wait why did you only get the ring at one in the morning when you went flying in the evening

: ummmm

: do i have to answer that question

: ... preoccupied???

: okay nope got it thanks kara forget i asked

: but you are definitely going to spend your lunch break with me and showing me this ring

: copy that

7:12am

: Good morning.

: i see you're absolutely brimming with joy this morning from the very obvious happiness radiating from your totally not deadpan text, lena

: No need to be such a smartass, Samantha.

: and no need to full-name me either

: what's got you in such a chipper mood?

: why are you weirdos up so early

: because we both have jobs???

: Anyways, I'm engaged now so do what you will with that information.

: WHAT

: lenaaaa you made me drop my breakfast burrito from my balcony

: you owe me a new one

: YOU PROPOSED

: HELLO LENA

: Well actually she asked me first.

: She beat me to it and completely interrupted all of my meticulous planning.

: weren't you just going to make a cosy fairy light pillow fort thing on the balcony and order takeaway

: Meticulous planning!!!

: But holy shit I'm too happy to even complain I love her so much!!!!

: hello yes i have now processed this turn of events

: HOLY FUCK YOU'RE ENGAGED!!!

: but at what cost

: my breakfast burrito

: i'll probably get over it

: probably

: If you shut up about the burrito I will buy you breakfast burritos for the rest of the week.

: deal

: wait but it's a friday

: Too late it's sealed and done.

: wait you said yes right

: oh wait that was literally one of your first texts never mind

: i have not had my coffee and ruby is still asleep despite my yelling at her to wake up

: join the married club, lena!!!

: i'm very happy for you

: so am i!! you deserve the most

: even if your announcement did result in the death of my...

: If you say breakfast burrito I will throw the ones I buy for you at you.

: rip breakfast burrito, gone but not forgotten

~~~A/N

Surprise, surprise, it didn't take me twenty years to update but rather, twenty days.

I think chapter 75 will be a with a lot more fluff and a lot less serious than 70 lmao so stay tuned my dudes.