65 | A Wise Spending of Company Funds

3:02am

: um roulette is at my window and i'm not sure what to do

: let me in loser

: Don't call my girlfriend a loser.

: okay fine, let me in, other loser

: Why are you here, it's three in the fucking morning and I would very much rather stay in my nice warm bed.

: i wanted to hang out!

: nope i am going to sleep goodbye

: lenaaaaa are you really gonna leave your favourite person in the whole wide world outside

: Why would I leave Kara Danvers outside in the cold?

: ouch no hesitation

: okay

: at least get me some cereal

: we ran out

: Veronica, I love you, but why are you scaling buildings in the dead of night?

: i genuinely needed cereal for breakfast tomorrow and you guys were the closest

: And you couldn't have gone in the morning?

: girl no this is URGENT as hell dude i desperately need the cereal

: ... Fine, I'll get you some.

: ... If this is some weird sex thing, then I don't want to know.

: jesus lena no for once i am being innocent and require cereal for general consumption

: 'For once' means this time, which insinuates that all the other times, you do?

: ... i'll pay you back now if you don't mind i shall take my leave

: Next time, remember my office hours.

: i thrive off dysfunction baby

: we could make this a daily thing

: um i would like that to not be a thing

: please

: maybe next time i'll come by with donuts

: for once i am actually declining food...

: HOLY SHIT

: is the world ending

: who are you and what have you done with kara

: lena's too good of a small spoon for me to leave her for donuts

: ugh you lovey dovey suckers

: You're... married.

: and i will have you know i am very romantic!!!

: just ask wynonna

: who is knocked out stone cold

: just got home now would it be romantic to wake her up

: hello???

: guys?

: it seems that i, veronica sinclair, am all alone now, for sleep has taken my dear lena and kara

: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK, BITCHES

1:46pm

: who ordered five hundred cans of shaving cream

: shaving cream?

: is this seriously what you spend the l-corp funds on instead of, oh i don't know, actual research?

: do any of us actually do research here

: no but i sure do like being financially stable and employed... so i uh pretend

: oh my god who ordered the fucking shaving cream

: i had to sign for it earlier and now there's just so many boxes in the parking lot

: they're light enough that every time a breeze of wind goes by they create a little jingle god i'm going insane

: erm

: i think i was exposed to something when i was chasing this bad guy yesterday and now my hair won't stop growing

: is that why you're wearing a ski mask and a full-body jumpsuit

: it won't stop!! my hair is literally a metre long and when i cut it, it grows back literally ten minutes later

: and so you bought a ton of shaving cream...

: with company funds

: erm, yes?

: god accounting is going to be so pissed

: last month they weren't happy

: harold just had to go and buy one hundred copies of a book by accident when he only wanted one

: ... oops?

: we couldn't even return it because kathy knocked a whole vat of acid onto them!!!

: ... i second the oops

: not to mention rose and rosie buying a trampoline under the guise of researching gravity

: hey i didn't see you complain when you were practicing your flips, jessica

: okay in my defence that was BEFORE i received accounting's spreadsheet

: and never full-name me ever again

: god i'm going to get premature grey hairs from the stress of dealing with all of you

: and now i've got to tell them that peter's contracted some weird side effect from fighting crime

: ... i'm sure it'll go away soon

: because this ski mask is itchy as fuck

: what exactly do you look like under the mask??

: like one of those cats wearing a wig

: holy crap your hair is so soft and shiny and voluminous

: soft but IT WON'T STOP GROWING

: i'm putting my ski mask back on

: yes please do rapunzel

: you are breaking so many lab safety rules

: you think i don't know that???

~~~A/N

I hope everyone is staying safe! This one totally random oops.

Oh and I've been editing the properly written prose chapter things so hopefully it's more coherent (jeez there were a lot of mistakes and grammar errors my bad lmao).