44 | Portals and Cotton Candy

9:54am

: wow your window is very cold on my face

: please don't tell me you crashed through my window while trying to chase a butterfly again

: shE WHAT

: ah yes i remember

: why what happened? did she threaten to cut your thumbs off and push them into your eyes afterwards? or perhaps to rip off your legs and place them an inch away, just out of reach?

: what? no?

: oh

: wait did you crash through their window??!!

: heh heh nope...

: your cousin decided it would be funny to knock on our window while holding winn but instead they both crashed through it

: what why didn't you ever tell me?!?!?

: clark promised to pay for beer for the next five months and repair our window

: wow i have definitely got to tease him about that

: what happened in your case?

: they were baking and i may or may not have stolen the very tasty cupcakes that maggie baked all by herself because alex is a hopeless baker

: but not before i threw a roll of twenties at the pile of glass!

: yes you were very considerate kara

: you just keep rolls of twenties in your boots?

: i don't wear thigh highs for nothing!

: and how on earth is a butterfly faster than you?

: and what happened this time and whose window did you crash into?

: Darling, I love you but why exactly are you sprawled over the floor of my balcony?

: Hold on... is that a face mark on my window?

: hi lena

: Were you texting while flying again?

: not this time!

: i was actually watching a movie but my headphones got tangled and so i plummeted towards l-corp while being strangled by the wires

: ...

: At seventy miles per hour?

: yes

: uhhh all hands on deck we need you at the deo there's something weird?

: oh wow that was quick

: I was going to give you a goodbye kiss.

: no kara come back this is urgent!

: Thank you darling. :)

: i have priorities winn

: so what's happening?

: this portal keeps opening and closing in the deo

: it might be barry trying to come through again for the annual crossover?

: the what?

: it's actually vibrating at a different frequency from earth-1's portals

: maybe it's the earth-657 kids

: nah we're too dumb to make a portal maker thingy

: unless we did then that's a miracle considering how dumb we all are in this town

: rude

: we're currently dealing with some cult and my poor excuse of a father and my god everyone is so incompetent

: yikes

: sorry guys but we won't be able to visit anytime soon

: then who could it be?

: it could be hostiles, stay alert

: okay dad

: kara where on earth did you get that cotton candy from?

: some nice man in a hoodie gave it to me

: KARA IT'S TICKING

: oh for the love of rao

: TOSS IT KARA

: but it's so innocent...

: kara

: toss the bomb

: fine

: there done

: wow i've never seen a stick of cotton candy fly through the air so gracefully before

: kara you really need to stop accepting food from dodgy people in hoodies on the streets

: but cotton candy!

: i'm sure lena will happily buy you a cotton candy machine

: Yes? Have I been summoned?