27 | The Kids are Back

5:44pm

: damn you look hot

: thank you

: not you

: i meant danvers

: alex is hot

: yeah i know

: i have a mirror

: but you're hot too

: thanks

: fucking rude

: ooh alex i've brought the kids from earth-657 for the wedding

: what excuse did you use?

: i got them to tell their parents they were going on a two week road trip

: i mean it's not a complete lie

: we're getting them hotel rooms right now

: congratulations on the engagement!

: yeah congrats!

: i'm so excited! we're actually going to alex and maggie's wedding!

: way better than the supergirl tv show we have on our earth

: aw thanks kids

: thanks so much!!!

: here are your fake ids please stay out of trouble

: they do say you're over 21 and not 17 so you can buy alcohol but please don't get wasted and end up in a gutter somewhere

: hey that reminds me of the christmas party lena and roulette threw

: i can still taste the monopoly money...

: that shit was great we should do it again

: i think i still have a hangover from that night

: we should have one once a month

: Honestly I'm surprised none of us got alcohol poisoning from that night.

: hey remember spin the bottle one time when ronnie made out with archie in my closet

: yeah but then it turns out archie was actually in the closet then he came out and started dating jughead after we had that fling

: i feel like archie's become smarter ever since he started dating juggie

: why is your friend's name jughead

: his real name is forsythe pendleton jones the some number i can't remember

: that's a real mouthful

: that's what she said

: real mature winn

: i think you mean that's what james said

: y'know... cause they're dating...

: oH GOD EW EW EW

: oH RAO DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE EWWWWW

: wow

: ahem

: anyway

: we're having a game night tonight so feel free to join

: yeah that'll be great thanks

: question

: are you and lena finally together?

: It's been eight months since we got together.

: *dies* IT'S FINALLY CANON

: about time

: hey remember cake tasting a couple days ago?

: i didn't mean to eat all the cakes!

: we actually saw you at the bakery and it looked like a tornado ripped through

: oH MY GOD NICOLE HAUGHT

: it did

: AND WAVERLY EARP

: hey i'm here too

: oH MY GOD WYNONNA TOO

: what's the commotion about?

: there's a show on our earth called wynonna earp and veronica is only slightly obsessed with it

: you're called veronica too?

: omg another veronica

: wait why is the tv show named after wynonna

: because i'm a badass

: well so am i!

: do i die? the lesbian always dies

: lesbian lives!

: oh thank god

: it's a good show

: also can i have your autograph

: omg

: ronnie calm down and stop jumping on our bed

: oh so that's what you're doing

: we thought you had gone straight to...

: y'know

: while texting?

: idk maybe it's one of your kinks...

: what

: oh rao

: you kids better keep it in your pants because our room is right next to yours and i really don't want to hear you

: cOMING FROM YOU

: you and cheryl show so much pda i want to die

: so do you!

: fucking hypocrite

: exCUSE ME YOU GUYS MADE OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF POP'S ONCE AND OH BOY WAS I UNCOMFORTABLE

: sEE

: okay kids can we diffuse the situation please

: so why is wynonna the title of the tv show?

: oh my god