17 | Be Gay, Do Crime

7:42pm

: where is everyone?

: i've literally gone to all of your houses and none of you are home?

: we're on a triple date

: with who

: sanvers and supercorp

: wow you referred to us as sanvers

: supercorp?

: yeah i'm trying it out

: makes it sound like i'm in love with a building

: yeah...

: why weren't we invited danvers?

: we asked but you said no?

: uh when?

: well i asked if you guys wanted to come

: and then you said and i quote, "sorry i'm too busy doing things"

: oh yeah

: and then you added "fyi ava is things" plus a smirky face emoji

: then you didn't say anything after that for a while so i kinda just assumed...

: what about me?

: i don't remember you asking me

: Veronica, I asked you yesterday when we had lunch together. Do you not remember?

: uhhh no?

: Well I asked you but you didn't reply and climbed out of my balcony.

: I assumed that it was a no...

: oh i had to go rob a bank

: Why am I not surprised anymore.

: gotta keep up a reputation y'know?

: roulette, there are literally 2 cops and about 4 federal agents on this chat

: meh

: just makes it more exciting

: would you rather me do drugs cause this is so much healthier

: i do look after my health after all

: that's why i look so good on security footage

: be gay

: do crime

: but also look fucking fabulous

8:21pm

: guys

: i have news

: go on

: is it good?

: impress us

: spill

: well...

: there's an award thing that catco does every year

: andddd

: take your time

: there's a category for cutest couple in national city

: uh huh

: well i have a friend who works there who's in charge of the nominees and that stuff

: lena and kara are one of the nominated couples

: WE MUST HELP THEM WIN

: THEY'RE SO CUTE

: EVERYONE VOTE FOR THEM

: I'M TEXTING MY FAMILY TO VOTE

: my finger is ready to click the vote button when it starts

: What's happening here.

: miss luthor

: it seems you and kara have been nominated for cutest couple

: Interesting.

9:34pm

: you do know i follow your not-so-secret tumblr account right?

: from the small scream of horror across the table i'm guessing that's a no

: well luthor

: what's this about you and kara being voted best couple?

: Nominated.

: We haven't won yet.

: which is exactly why we need to get your tag trending on every social media platform possible

: winn will do the job

7:23am

: Wow, the karlena tag is number one on most sites.

: what can i say?

: i work fast

: Wait a second...

: You hacked CatCo didn't you.

: and tumblr, twitter, facebook and instagram

: ...was i not supposed to?